Giving up coffee


#41

Caffeine is for cunts of the absolute variety.


#42

Gave up drinking coffee at home but still drink it at work. Went from an average of 7 or 8 mugs a day to roughly 2 or 3. At home I now drink a rousing lemon and ginger poof tea in the morning and a relaxing soothing camomile poof tea of a pleasant evening.

Whilst on the subject of coffee I drank a pint of double voka and red bull infused with a double expresso last Sunday or Monday last week. Could not sleep for 3 days.


#43

Day 4.

7 hours sleep last night. No headache this morning.

Surprisingly alert and agile for 8.30am. Usually I am not able to function till I have my first cup in the morning.

I am beginning to see the light.

I hope Tinnion can draw some similarities here and get some grain of hope in his recovery.


#44

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#45

I am caffine


#46

Inspired by this thread I decided to have a smoothy this morning before leaving the house.

Load of bollix. Just made a cup of coffee now.


#47

The Empire as a whole was built on tea.

It is however, a drink for cunts, with their moaning about too strong or too weak, not enough milk etc etc… fuck off.


#48

No, you fuck off


#49

That right there is my biggest issue with coffee.

“Oh what’s the coffee like there?” “Oh that’s good strong coffee.” “Oh that stuff’s like tar.” “Oh I hate Insomnia coffee.” “Oh I love it. I hate Starbucks.”

Nobody gives a flying fuck. Coffee drinkers should fuck off with themselves and leave me alone.

I exclude Bandage and Cesc4 from the above who both regularly drink frothy coffees in my presence and neither ever comments on it thankfully.


#50

JUST FUCKIN DRINK IT


#51

+1 Rocko. I detest Coffee Drinkers.


#52

“Fancy cuppa??”
“I’ll put kettle on”

FUCK OFF TEA CUNTS


#53

Tea and coffee are both for wankers.


#54

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#55

I think a lot of people around here should concentrate on giving up talking shite before they start on coffee.


#56

Just had my fourth cup of coffee of the day now. I’m buzzing now, so I am.


#57

You’ll never have the clarity I had at 8.30 this morning.


#58

Fucking coffee junkies.


#59

Calling the Fingal Raven…

I’m back on the caffeine mate, had 2 cups already today and I feel like a worthless scumbag.

Tell me more about this meditation lark, can I better myself?


#60

I don’t believe in addiction. I believe that people can stop doing a thing if they want.