Going to the Dentist

What sort of mickey mouse dentist cant extract a wisdom tooth?

Thought that too. Man the fuck up and yank that fucker out!

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Thanks to @Bandage for bumping this thread.

After far too many years of using a denture, I now have implants fitted. Unrale! Should have done it years ago, I don’t know what I was thinking.

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Wisdom teeth suck. Get it taken out ASAP. Even a dry socket and infected abcess is more palatable than the status quo.

Clove oil is incredible stuff

Whiskey is strong stuff too.

I put down one of the worst days of my life with a wisdom toothache on Sunday January 29th 2023. It had been building slowly for weeks but reached a crushing crescendo that day where no dentist could be found.

Minutes felt like hours and hours felt like days until I got it sorted the following morning.

Chew down a clove of garlic on the sore tooth for fairly immediate relief

“Don’t be alarmed if it takes at least a day for the antibiotics to fully kick in…the pain could get worse before it gets better.”

This isn’t fair. It’s ridiculously sore at the moment. I want my mammy.

:sob::sob::sob:

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A wisdom tooth extraction is about as routine as it gets, what kind of useless cunt of a dentist has to punt to a “specialist”?

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My fucking dentist!

Very sore thing when had you last been at the dentist?

All them Baileys coffees coming home to roost

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My wisdom teeth had grown in at an odd angle and had to be extracted by a specialist.

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I won’t lie…my post pandemic oral hygiene routine hasn’t been as strict as before. I was in for a check up in 2021 in between lock downs & all was okay but I definitely since ignored a couple of system generated texts telling me I was due a check up and/or cleaning. This is because of fuckers working from home & having dentists in the city centre. People need to grow up & get back to the office immediately.

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The Ancient Greeks believed that wisdom came from suffering.

But in your case it would seem that suffering comes from wisdom

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The offending wisdom tooth has been removed earlier today under local anaesthetic & now we wait to see what the post procedure pain levels are like. That reminds me, I must take my first lot of pain relief so hopefully I’ll survive.

It surely can’t be more grim than the club hurling on that gaelic language channel yesterday. Grey, damp, dull, depressing spectacles played with thousands behind the cameras but nobody visible on television.

I’ve been given a sick note until Friday, which seems a little over the top, but who am I to quibble with the expertise of highly qualified medical professionals? I’m no Robert F Kennedy or member of TFK headbanger set.

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Best of luck mate.

You’ll be in agony once it wears off. Keep yourself hopped up for the week

So take a lot of pain relief now before it starts to get sore?

A cocktail of Solpadine, Nuerofen, Panadol and Whiskey

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And Ice Cream. Genuinely.

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So I hear. Ice-cream & milkshakes apparently.