Guards - Cunts or Not


#81

[QUOTE=“Fran, post: 921582, member: 110”]+1

@glasagusban sounds like a right knowitall do-gooder prick[/QUOTE]
:slight_smile:


#82

[QUOTE=“Fran, post: 921582, member: 110”]+1

@glasagusban sounds like a right knowitall do-gooder prick[/QUOTE]

Just watching Searching for Sugar Man here. Rodriquez writing Establishment Blues about Apartheid South Africa and giving 2 fingers to the establishment. It was banned. @glasagusban probably agreed with this.


#83

pity we dont have subtitles any more. this thread could have been subtitled “the long lad of the site gets pulled over by the long arm of the law”


#84

My word… I’ve jumped the gun here I think. What’s your story, mate?


#85

Are you comparing your childish response to being caught committing a traffic offence to protest in apartheid South Africa? This keeps getting better, you daft cunt! :smiley:


#86

Childish my hole.

If you were living in the 1970s north of Ireland you probably would have bowed down to the RUC as they colluded with the loyalists.


#87

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 921631, member: 24”]Childish my hole.

If you were living in the 1970s north of Ireland you probably would have bowed down to the RUC as they colluded with the loyalists.[/QUOTE]
So, you being a petulant prick to a guard who was doing his job correctly equates to you being being a civil rights protester is it?


#88

hes a regular rosa parks :smiley:


#89

It’s ok mate.

As long as you are happy playing the dutiful little citizen that obeys ‘guard’ no questions asked.


#90

Key question which nobody, including the Guard asked was " was farmer driving a bus?"


#91

It’s mad.

Only earlier today you were talking about completely ‘abolishing the guards and starting again’.


#92

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 921637, member: 24”]It’s ok mate.

As long as you are happy playing the dutiful little citizen that obeys ‘guard’ no questions asked.[/QUOTE]
Just so we’re clear, you were 100% wrong, and got narky at a guard for it and now you think you’re Nelson Mandela?


#93

Just so we are clear.

The guard acted the complete cunt today - outside the requirements of the situation he found himself in. I can only deduce that this cunt was on a power trip - he attempted to make me feel two foot tall over something completely trivial. Had he said ‘you were in the bus lane. Here’s your punishment’, then fine, what could I say? But right from the off this guy accused me of cursing at him when I didn’t do any such thing and then proceeded to attempt to have some power over me in numerous different ways. I wasn’t having that from someone who is no better or worse in life than me. The cunt.

And if you read all that, and you’re still happy to lick this cunt’s hole and massage his ego and allow him to be a cunt to others, as well as losing your self respect, then go ahead by all means my friend. I know one thing - I certainly wouldn’t want you in the trenches.

My civil rights messages were tongue in cheek by the way.


#94

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 921647, member: 24”]
he attempted to make me feel two foot tall over something completely trivial. [/QUOTE]

Really?


#95

Ah Jesus - I wondered who would be boring enough to mention that.


#96

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 921647, member: 24”]Just so we are clear.

The guard acted the complete cunt today - outside the requirements of the situation he found himself in. I can only deduce that this cunt was on a power trip - he attempted to make me feel two foot tall over something completely trivial. Had he said ‘you were in the bus lane. Here’s your punishment’, then fine, what could I say? But right from the off this guy accused me of cursing at him when I didn’t do any such thing and then proceeded to attempt to have some power over me in numerous different ways. I wasn’t having that from someone who is no better or worse in life than me. The cunt.

And if you read all that, and you’re still happy to lick this cunt’s hole and massage his ego and allow him to be a cunt to others, as well as losing your self respect, then go ahead by all means my friend. I know one thing - I suddenly wouldn’t want you in the trenches.

My civil rights messages were tongue in cheek by the way.[/QUOTE]
Didn’t come across as tongue in cheek, kid. Listen, the way I read the situation, and a lot of posters seem to agree, is you ballsed things up for yourself. You weren’t standing up for yourself against the big bad guard, you basically were just petulant and in the wrong. Suck it up.


#97

For fuck sake - I’m going round in circles.

Maybe the reason that you think I was petulant because you wouldn’t even dare question the guard. I don’t know. Nobody seems to have given one instance of where I was petulant except for that ‘mate’ thing which I didn’t mean to say. No one has addressed the instances listed of him acting the cunt such as saying I swore at him when I didn’t and the general ‘I’m going to get you’ shite and other stuff I have listed.


#98

Glad I did not disappoint you


#99

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 921420, member: 24”]Guards are very topical at the moment so I thought I would share a little anecdote of what happened to me this morning.

So I was driving to work this morning. Traffic was very heavy. I was turning left about 50 yards up to way so I decided to go into the bus lane which was on my left. I had just moved in when a cop jumped out of the passenger door of an unmarked car up the way. He flagged me down and asked me to pull in.
At this stage I am thinking of what I am going to say. I was going to go with a ‘ok fair cop but I was only turning left in a couple of seconds anyway’. As I put down the window on the driver’s side the cop says ‘You can utter as many curses as you want I am still going to do you’. The rest of the conversation went something like this:
Cop: What were you doing driving in the bus lane?
Me: I was only turning left there [pointing at the junction]
Cop: That’s what everyone says. Fact is that you are still in the bus lane. In fact I should be doing you for dangerous driving.
Me: How?
Cop: You are not aware where bus lanes are. What if a person was in that bus lane and you illegally drove into one and killed him?
Me: Ok mate (didn’t say this deliberately – force of habit).
Cop: Listen, less of the attitude. Also don’t call me ‘mate’. I’m not your mate. Call me guard.
Me: I am not calling you Guard. Why should I? You’re not better than me.
Cop: That attitude again! Walks towards the front of the car and checks the insurance, tax and NCT which were all in order. You have to drop your insurance policy into your local Guard station – which one do you nominate?
[Checking the tyres at this stage]
Me: Why do I have to drop in my insurance policy? You can see everything is order with my disc.
Cop: It’s called the Rules of the Road. You really shouldn’t be driving if you’re not familiar with them.
Me: What rule is it mate (again didn’t say this deliberately – force of habit)?
Cop: I said call me guard!! Ok step out of the vehicle sir.
Me: What?
Cop: STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE SIR!
[I step out]
Cop: If you continue with this attitude, I am going to have to arrest you for public order offence.
[At this stage I decided to shut the fuck up (not that I was saying much in the first place anyway)]
Cop: Now. That has settled you down. Look you’re only a young lad, I can see from your driver’s licence (he was max 10 years older than me). I have no points on my licence, I always drive within the law. I am only trying to help you here, showing you some rules of the road and you start having an attitude with me.
[This is the most bizarre bit]
Cop: Now go to (the nominated guard station) when you get a chance and I’ll see what I’ll do with this (referencing the ticket).
[He walked off][/QUOTE]
Cunts in the golden circle like farmer walking away from penalty point offences. Sickens my hole.


#100

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 921665, member: 24”]For fuck sake - I’m going round in circles.

Maybe the reason that you think I was petulant because you wouldn’t even dare question the guard. I don’t know. Nobody seems to have given one instance of where I was petulant except for that ‘mate’ thing which I didn’t mean to say. No one has addressed the instances listed of him acting the cunt such as saying I swore at him when I didn’t and the general ‘I’m going to get you’ shite and other stuff I have listed.[/QUOTE]
I would stand up to a guard or anyone else in the wrong, your comments saying I wouldn’t are just silly. Fact is you were in the wrong in the first place and drew everything else on yourself. It’s funny you can manage to be so indignant about it.