Guards - Cunts or Not


#161

They were lucky no one was too injured. We all have jobs to go to in the morning.


#162

There could have been a family there or anything.


#163

I am proceeding on foot


#164

I wonder were there any pairs of eyetalan sports shoes handed in?


#165

This is actually unbelievable.

“Here Jimmy one of the machine guns has fallen out of the boot there 20 feet away. You better head down towards Stephen’s Green and we’ll loop around and pick it up.”


#166

I suspect they did not notice for a while. They have blue lights and sirens so could have stopped car and got out and retrieved it.


#167

You try running in those shitty safety boots they have to wear…


#168

This seems highly unlikely mate. Where was this reported?


#169

Yeah I suspect it is too unbelievable, even for them.


#170

If it was a snack box that fell out of the boot they’d break 10 laws retrieving it in record time.


#171

The missus was stopped and ticketed just now for looking at her mobile phone on the Dock road, she was driving a Ford with a damaged wing mirror
Coincidence @Breaking_my_balls??


#172

So you didn’t get the mirror fixed? Can’t say he didn’t warn you.


#173

The mirror is fine mate, it’s just a bit of duct tape to cover a crack


#174

That never happened


#175

Why are you asking @Breaking_my_balls . Was she messaging him on WhatsApp at the time?


#176

Mate I’m currently dealing with a bit of surveillance North of the border regarding the 12th, I’ve bigger scampi to fry than your missus’ Ford with the dodgy mirror. Tell her get off the phone ffs.


#177

The cunt spends hundreds on new tackies for himself every month but won’t repair the broken wing mirror on the wife’s car. On here preaching to everyone all day, what a hypocrite.


#178

Accusing me of setting her up then ffs, you’d swear he was Conor McGregor :rollseyes:


#179

Good to see proper enforcement of the traffic legislation by the authorities, it’s dangerous to be on your phone while driving.


#180

At least she was wearing a seat belt