You sick man Fagan ODowd , youâre gone totally off topic now!
Fagan, whatever you do, dont wrassle a bear or step in front of a charging bull.
[FONT=andale mono][SIZE=4]Iâve heard that before, apparently the cunts wonât release the jaws until theyâve shattered bone.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=andale mono][SIZE=18px][SIZE=4]Mind you, and apologies for drifting a little off topic here, Iâve often heard the auld fella often going on about a fight that took place between a Badger and a Sheepdog the family owned when he was young. It was a battle of epic proportions by all accounts, lasting several hours and in truth, it would probably be better served by an Eddie Lenihan retelling. It appears that Dog defeated the Badger in a cunningly planned series of rapid fire attacks, utilising his superior fitness and speed to gradually wear down his slower and bulkier opponent. The Dog was then duly re-christened âBadgerâ in honour of his tremendous victory. I wouldnât mind but no other dog had come anywhere close to Badger in my fathers affections, until he bought the Dog that was shot by that cunt of a Foxhunter. [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
[quote=âKinvaraâs Passion, post: 761476, member: 686â]As made my way to the pool for an early morning swim at 7am this morning⌠I met one of the beasts from previous post coming against me with a fragile looking local lad in tow though he looked dead proud of his evenings work.
She looked the worst for wear and they spent a while chatting at the bottom of the stairs. I continued on with my swim and when I returned I could hear them chatting on the balcony⌠next I hear the beast heaving her guts out in the jacks.
Silence for a few minutes and then the roaring started. Fragile fella was obviously hung like a bison and went about his work at a furious rate⌠I opened the Deezer app and put on some Midlake.
Just there now I see him leading her out through the complex like a prize bull.[/quote]
Put sticks in your wellies, if he goes for your ankle he ll bite the twig hear it snap and leave you be.
Indeed, bullshit story used a vehicle to tell us that KC was playing minor when only a juvenile. If true though, fuck the donkey, thats impressive KC.
Thats a rural myth Count.
Sorry Massey, can we go back a few steps here. You killed a horse by cutting a tree down on top of him by mistake? He wasnât a sprinter then?
This is a fucking brilliant thread.
when i was 8, same uncle who administered natural justice on the collie pup was overseeing his oat field being harvestedâŚ
My grandfather, his father, was at the end of the field and was just overseeing the events unfoldâŚthen he started to scream uncontrollably. He was a tough buck, won and AI football medals as a wing back, and was a pretty imposing man even at 74 as he was then and it was very unusual to see him scream. We all ran down to see what was up. He had his hands in the air and we could see this wriggling and movement inside his pants at the crotch area. A disturbed rat had ran up the leg of his flannel trousers and lodged in the area mentioned above. A delicate release plan was quickly executed which involed making sure the rat stayed relatively calm while opening the fly on his trousers . THe rat saw the opening and took off. Thats when the jack russell (no relation to the pup above) did the rest
Would you ever fuck off :rolleyes:
they are all true mbbâŚdoesnt really matter to me whether you believe them or notâŚ
Course it doesnât, thats why you replied to plead your truthfulness.
Bullshit.
I believe you Kid if thatâs any good to you.
Except for the donkey story-that is clearly bullshit.
[quote=âKid Chocolate, post: 761519, member: 553â]when i was 8, same uncle who administered natural justice on the collie pup was overseeing his oat field being harvestedâŚ
My grandfather, his father, was at the end of the field and was just overseeing the events unfoldâŚthen he started to scream uncontrollably. He was a tough buck, won and AI football medals as a wing back, and was a pretty imposing man even at 74 as he was then and it was very unusual to see him scream. We all ran down to see what was up. He had his hands in the air and we could see this wriggling and movement inside his pants at the crotch area. A disturbed rat had ran up the leg of his flannel trousers and lodged in the area mentioned above. A delicate release plan was quickly executed which involed making sure the rat stayed relatively calm while opening the fly on his trousers . THe rat saw the opening and took off. Thats when the jack russell (no relation to the pup above) did the rest[/quote]
Jesus Christ, but a rat running up the leg of my trousers would be my worst fucking nightmare. Iâve heard of it happening to lads before and the thought of it has always scared the absolute shit out of me. Iâd say a few brandys were required to settle the poor mans nerves after that.
[quote=âKid Chocolate, post: 761519, member: 553â]when i was 8, same uncle who administered natural justice on the collie pup was overseeing his oat field being harvestedâŚ
My grandfather, his father, was at the end of the field and was just overseeing the events unfoldâŚthen he started to scream uncontrollably. He was a tough buck, won and AI football medals as a wing back, and was a pretty imposing man even at 74 as he was then and it was very unusual to see him scream. We all ran down to see what was up. He had his hands in the air and we could see this wriggling and movement inside his pants at the crotch area. A disturbed rat had ran up the leg of his flannel trousers and lodged in the area mentioned above. A delicate release plan was quickly executed which involed making sure the rat stayed relatively calm while opening the fly on his trousers . THe rat saw the opening and took off. Thats when the jack russell (no relation to the pup above) did the rest[/quote]
When did Clare win an AI Football final?
When I was about 12, I was walking through the woods in Bunclody one summer day on my way to go fishing when I saw this little thing coming at pace towards me. I stopped and the little thin g got bigger, ran up my leg, over my shoulder, down my back and leg and straight on behind me. A rat about a foot long. I still shudder at the memory of him passing my ear. I caught three lovely brown trout that morning though.
Nothing can replace the thrill of trapping a crow with your mothers laundry basket. Pure euphoria and panic
you need to pay better attention fitzy
[quote=âFitzy, post: 761526, member: 236â]When did Clare win an AI Football final?
When I was about 12, I was walking through the woods in Bunclody one summer day on my way to go fishing when I saw this little thing coming at pace towards me. I stopped and the little thin g got bigger, ran up my leg, over my shoulder, down my back and leg and straight on behind me. A rat about a foot long. I still shudder at the memory of him passing my ear. I caught three lovely brown trout that morning though.[/quote]
Faints
That would involve effort PaulM.