Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

[anon78624367]

I sharted while ago down the pub. Had to hide the jocks in the cistern. Fucking rotten

[Cicero_Dandi]

@anon78624367

I sharted while ago down the pub. Had to hide the jocks in the cistern. Fucking rotten

Were you shartled when it happened?

[anon78624367]

I don’t know what that means

[Cicero_Dandi]

Startled/shartled

Explaining = losing

[anon78624367]

No. I had a tactical fart that went wrong. I was in a bad way gut wise and rolled the dice

[glasagusban]

@anon78624367

Had to hide the jocks in the cistern.

Could you not have binned them or tucked them behind the toilet? Now your dissolved shite is going to cover the entire mechanism inside the cistern.

[Juhniallio]

Fair play. It’s brilliant that no matter what the issue, tfk always has someone with prior experience of it.

[mikehunt]

The onset of panic and good decision making are mutually exclusive.

[myboyblue]

@glasagusban

@anon78624367

Had to hide the jocks in the cistern.

Could you not have binned them or tucked them behind the toilet? Now your dissolved shite is going to cover the entire mechanism inside the cistern.

Spoken like a man well accustomed to leaving his jocks behind in mens jacks.

[anon61878697]

[myboyblue]

@anon61878697

I call it as I see it bro. I’m a truth teller.

[anon61878697]

Get new material and stop spamming with the same old shite.

[myboyblue]

@anon61878697

Get new material and stop spamming with the same old shite.

Gobshite

[anon78624367]

there was a fella waiting to get in to the cubicle. I had just shit myself, was bollocks naked and there was no bin. I did what I had to do

[Cicero_Dandi]

@anon78624367

there was a fella waiting to get in to the cubicle. I had just shit myself, was bollocks naked and there was no bin. I did what I had to do

You were naked in a cubicle and there was a man waiting to get into it?

[Raylan]

That’s how it is in Cark?

[myboyblue]

@Cicero_Dandi

@anon78624367

there was a fella waiting to get in to the cubicle. I had just shit myself, was bollocks naked and there was no bin. I did what I had to do

You were naked in a cubicle and there was a man waiting to get into it?

‘And that’s how it happened your honour’

[TheUlteriorMotive]

The laxative effects of Cocaine use are not to be underestimated.

[glasagusban]

Disco poo.

[Blake]

For fuck sake, a moment of self soiling is absolutely not the time to be considering cistern mechanisms. The aim of the game is to make as clear a path as possible to non-detection.