Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

[Bandage]

Why were you not wearing anything on the upper half of your body?

[anon61878697]

I heard there’s some bad coke doing the rounds in east Cork.

[anon78624367]

I was. I had taken my pants off in order to get my underpants off. I saw no other alternative.

[gilgamboa]

@anon78624367

there was a fella waiting to get in to the cubicle. I had just shit myself, was bollocks naked and there was no bin. I did what I had to do

Mother a god.

[glasagusban]

Why did you take off the rest off your clothes?

[Bandage]

It must have been one of those shits that squirted up the back of his nappy onto his lower back thus necessitating the removal of the T-shirt/shirt/jumper too.

[glasagusban]

Must have been. Did he wedge them all into the cistern I wonder? It’s amazing his shoes and socks weren’t affected.

[Cicero_Dandi]

Can anyone remember if @anon78624367 was pro pint and Tayto or anti pint and Tayto?

[anon78624367]

Pro

[anon78624367]

I’m here. You can just ask.

I didn’t. I just wedged in the shitty jocks. The rest of the my clothing was largely unaffected. I say largely because I don’t believe the pants got away fully, but there was no outward evidence of damage done.

I put back on my pants and shoes, zipped up the pants extra carefully and got the fuck out of dodge

[TheBird]

@Blake

For fuck sake, a moment of self soiling is absolutely not the time to be considering cistern mechanisms. The aim of the game is to make as clear a path as possible to non-detection.

100%

It’s hard to understand @glasagusban’s inability to grasp this. Why would he give a fiddlers fuck about the long term repercussions of stashing his soiled jocks in some other Cunts cistern?

[myboyblue]

Shurlookit, you did what you had to do. No man would judge you beyont that.

[TheBird]

Indeed. Shit happens.

[KinvarasPassion]

@anon78624367

but there was no outward evidence of damage done.

Have you check your vulva for shite mate?

[anon78624367]

The only mistake I made was trusting the fart.

[glasagusban]

Did you go back out and continue drinking away for the rest of the night then?

[Horsebox]

@anon78624367

The only mistake I made was trusting the fart.

You’ve done nothing wrong here, we’ve all been there.

[TheBird]

@glasagusban

Did you go back out and continue drinking away for the rest of the night then?

@anon78624367

I’m here. You can just ask.

I didn’t. I just wedged in the shitty jocks. The rest of the my clothing was largely unaffected. I say largely because I don’t believe the pants got away fully, but there was no outward evidence of damage done.

I put back on my pants and shoes, zipped up the pants extra carefully and got the fuck out of dodge

Some times Glas, I really don’t understand how your mind works.

[Raylan]

We have?

[anon78624367]

I didn’t mate. I came away home out of it. It turned out to be a wise decision. I’m after a bad 24 hours tummy wise. I think it is condition unrelated to the drinking. I’m putting it down to a chicken roll I consumed pre-drinking.