Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

Thomas_Brady · September 10, 2021, 9:24pm

Yes.

Tank · September 10, 2021, 9:26pm

Nexium there is a good one, possibly saved my life. That’s quite a Christmas hamper, that’s some seriously hard-core medication.

StoneCold · September 10, 2021, 9:29pm

Practice what you preach and you won’t be shitting yourself all over West Cork

Thomas_Brady · September 10, 2021, 9:34pm

An infection can happen the best of us pal. The fact it happened me is truly a warning to you all…

PasqualePaoli · September 10, 2021, 9:35pm

As you should, I’m Dr.Pasquale Paoli after all

Tierneevin1979 · September 10, 2021, 9:36pm

Have you been tested for H. pylori?

Thomas_Brady · September 10, 2021, 9:38pm

Yup. Confirmed.

ironmoth · September 10, 2021, 9:40pm

There are signs everywhere you go nowadays, reminding people to wash their hands and practice good hygiene. Have you dropped your guard since getting double-jabbed?

Thomas_Brady · September 10, 2021, 9:43pm

I think I’ve had this a while pal. Couple of years… Since I came back from Italy would be my guess… Those fucks are the least hygienic people in Europe… They fucked me over.

gilgamboa · September 10, 2021, 9:47pm

Tbh whatever about the Gut issues. If I had a bowl of prunes and natural yoghurt and two cups of coffee I’d say I’d be odds on to shit myself as well

ironmoth · September 10, 2021, 9:47pm

Start horsing the kefir into yourself.

ironmoth · September 10, 2021, 9:48pm

You should consider seeing a doctor. Eating food should not result in you shitting yourself.

Thomas_Brady · September 10, 2021, 9:49pm

Already started kid…

FatChops · September 10, 2021, 9:51pm

You should have squirted it out in the street. It’s Cork, they’d have loved it.

balbec · September 10, 2021, 10:20pm

You literally could not make it up

Bod95 · September 10, 2021, 10:38pm

@Bandage esque in nearly being there kudos

maroonandwhite · September 10, 2021, 10:42pm

Sounds like SIBO mate. You’d want to ating enzymes and probiotics after the antibiotics.

Tank · September 10, 2021, 10:45pm

On this, there are tablets you’re supposed to buy from the pharmacist that will replenish your gut after you finish a course of nexium. They’re expensive, a step up from your normal Danone Actimel.

Raylan · September 10, 2021, 10:55pm

The Limerick lads shitting themselves is a recurrent theme on here

TheBird · September 10, 2021, 11:23pm

Thomas_Brady:

I’ll begin by saying I didn’t soil myself but it was the closest one could come.

I’m currently taking antibiotics for a gut bacteria thingy… It’s a three antibiotic approach and can be tough on the stomach.
So I was away holidaying in Clonakilty this week and I’m very partial to a bowl of prunes and natural yogurt from a hotel buffet when the occasion presents itself… I had a decent sized bowl and followed with an omelet and coffee. Off out to Clon early and took my tablets before heading off. Arrived in Clon and bought another coffee but was less than half way through and I started to feel some cramps - a mental thought of ‘that will be the prunes’…but the cramps kept coming and started to get worse with each wave. I was half way up the town and I was in agony, like a claw hammer being raked against my intestines … I was stood outside a chemist as a wave hit me and as it passed I wobbled in asking the chemist if the prunes were a bad decision and told him of my symptoms and he said ‘oh god yeah they would be extremely tough on the stomach with the medication’…‘ok’ says I ‘I’ll hold tough and it’ll pass shur’ – ‘it will’ says he… ‘keep it plain for the day’.
I had barely set two feet out side the door and a cramp rose up that nearly killed me… the pain and pressure of it was unreal. I barely made it to a closed shop front and let rip a clap of thunder praying but also not caring if I followed through… I didn’t but the pain and pressure was still there and I was almost bent over from it but fight or flight took over… I headed to an alleyway across the way fully willing to drop my pants if I had to but it turned out to be a forecourt for a pub and with all my power, barely holding back the onslaught, I waddled into the pub and straight to the disabled jacks and let a warm, pungent ( which quickly became vile) explosion fly loose.

I was right as rain after it but I never in my life felt anything like the cramps and that final bit of pressure I experienced in the main street of Clonakilty.

I avoided the prunes this morning.

@markrenton was a very apt username.