Here Kev mate

[myboyblue]

@Rintintin

The saddest part of all is that this thread has actually made it to 7 pages. :rolleyes:

I think its fucking priceless meself. :lol:

[caoimhaoin]

@myboyblue

Look up cliusterfuck and return via another thread. This one belongs to the prawn.

Meeting lads from the internet. :lol: I have better things to be at.

And we’re done.

Are you? We’d never be so lucky.

[Bandage]

@caoimhaoin

Are you retarded? Its quite simple,

11.30; North Circular Road entrance to Pheonix Park. Now if you want to turn up at 11.15 then i would get great pleasure in boxing the head off of you too, and breaking those fingers so you might leave this place alone for a while.

:lol:

Epic stuff from Kevin.

[Fitzy]

@sid waddell

I suggest one of those KPMG auditor types who post here should attend to sign off on events. Actually no, that’s a very bad idea if we want an accurate account of what happens. Forget I ever wrote this, please.

There’s a bright future awaiting you in sports journalism Sid…

[Watchyourtoes]

http://www.moliets-bastide.info/public/ireland/cork_flag.jpg Kev Kev Kev Kev!!!

[caoimhaoin]

Beautiful Bantry Bay, brilliant WYT.

[anon61956325]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M

[KIB_man]

@Rintintin

The saddest part of all is that this thread has actually made it to 7 pages. :rolleyes:

+1

dont think Kev realises yet that everyone is taking the piss out of him.

[Fitzy]

@KIB man

+1

dont think Kev realises yet that everyone is taking the piss out of him.

Ah FFS, and it was going so well…

[caoimhaoin]

@KIB man

+1

dont think Kev realises yet that everyone is taking the piss out of him.

idiot.

[The_Runt]

On the basis of a fight going ahead:

Victory

1/2 Kev
15/8 Prawn

Victory Method

• 3/1 - Kev to beat Prawn into submission with a hollowed out roll

• 4/1 - Kev to bore him to death with advice on stretching

• 6/1 - Prawn to Kev into submission

• 12/1 - Prawn to beat him to death with the hurley he used to win a county championship

Fight to go ahead - 4/1

[cluaindiuic]

@The Runt

On the basis of a fight going ahead:

Victory

1/2 Kev
15/8 Prawn

Victory Method

• 3/1 - Kev to beat Prawn into submission with a hollowed out roll

• 4/1 - Kev to bore him to death with advice on stretching

• 6/1 - Prawn to Kev into submission

• 12/1 - Prawn to beat him to death with the hurley he used to win a county championship

Fight to go ahead - 4/1

Can I have a monkey on 6/1 - Prawn to Kev into submission

The key to this fight lies within…

[The_Runt]

@cluaindiuic

Can I have a monkey on 6/1 - Prawn to Kev into submission

The key to this fight lies within…

Done. CLD 3000 to 500

10/11 - neither party producing a photo of the Sunday paper at the gates of phoenix park.

[caoimhaoin]

@The Runt

Done. CLD 3000 to 500

10/11 - neither party producing a photo of the Sunday paper at the gates of phoenix park.

I’ll put in my untouched All-Ireland ticket as well, just for assurance.

i would like someone to come along and hold my ticket and jacket for the 30-40 seconds i need.

Maybe i can hang the jacket off mbb if he turns up early.

[anon95599269]

i thionk ill dutch this one

€100 on Kev not showing up at the pond
€ 78 on Prawn winning with a TKO

[The_Dublin_Bay_Prawn]

@Bandage

It strikes me that Kevin is running scared from fighting at the more secluded pond, as suggested by The Prawn. It suggests that he’s fearful and wants to be in the view of the general public at the outside gate because he’s wary of getting a battering. This certainly won’t end well for Kevin.

• 1 mate.

He wants to fight in a public place on the morning of the bogmonsters festival. in Dublin. :lol: He choses muldoon flatland as a location :lol:

Im surprised he didn’t propose the Spire, or even the entrance to Jurys at Bigotpark, where his fellow shiteaters will be congregating to devour as many cheap bugers as they can before they witness the bogball contest.

I honestly don’t expect the cretin to show up mate, he is a proven bluffer but id love it, just love it if this utter utter cunt of a man arrives at the pond.

[The_Dublin_Bay_Prawn]

@north county corncrake

i thionk ill dutch this one

€100 on Kev not showing up at the pond
€ 78 on Prawn winning with a TKO

Good bet mate.

Excellant Dutching from you as usual.

[The_Runt]

7/1 The Prawn to knock Kev out with a belt of Stumpys peg leg.

[The_Dublin_Bay_Prawn]

@The Runt

7/1 The Prawn to knock Kev out with a belt of Stumpys peg leg.

Chhaaaaaarge

[anon95599269]

@The Dublin Bay Prawn

Chhaaaaaarge