Holiday destinations for the accompanied traveller

Anyone ever been on a cruise?

Gay or otherwise?

All experiences welcome

I was on a booze cruise once.

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Did you pick up many lads on it?

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Only Oirish muldoons would go on a ‘booze cruise’ mate. You couldn’t make it up etc etc…

or

*Place roll eyes emoji here for other predictable cunts response

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Some lad offered me a bite of his sandwich alright, but I turned it down because that would just be weird.

Never accept a sandwich from a stranger. I learned that the hard way.

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Mate of mine did a cruise from Venice through Slovenia, Croatia, Montenegro and down to Athens last year, he raved about it, Croatia and Kotor in Montenegro especially.

They were all the rage in college in the 90s pal.

No but friends tell me you are in close confines with other people all the time. As a loner who posts on an Internet forum you may be seething a lot and unable to get away from people for a break.

Anyone been to Malta on holidays boys? Would you recommend it

Yes and yes. Be sure to rent a car though and get a place with a pool. There aren’t many nice beaches there. Very nice people the Maltesers.

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Read that about the beaches. Was thinking of a week in Malta and then a ferry to Sicily for a week aswell.

Mate was on one recently as part of honeymoon. From Florida or somewhere. Said it was very good. All inclusive. Just like being in a very plush resort. Loads to do on the boat. Could do as much or as little as you wanted when you were in port but loads of trips available if you wanted.

He went to NYC for few days before and after it

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Sounds like hell

It gets really really hot there in July and August as well.

Sounds good. Go to Gozo on the ferry if you do go to Malta. A week is more than enough.

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Was there in May. It was nice.

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I’m there in June for a wedding and have never been before either. Heading a few days before and staying for a few days after and don’t have anything booked but return flights. Relieved that it’s received the @Horsebox seal of approval.

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