5 (FIVE) pints last night had me badly rattled today. The gameās up lads, the futureās dry.
Not hungover but I am shell of a man after three (3) heavy days. Just had my fourth shite of the day and itās gone from a paste like consistency earlier to full liquid roaring out of me. The hole is burnt off me.
Oh jaysus, never again
Possibly the wrong thread but still hammered in work.
Inspirational.
This is what you are looking for mate
I kept out of town last night and stayed in. Place was mobbed Iād imagine with the seasonal drinkers.
A bit like going to Mass on Christmas Day with the seasonal Mass goers and not being able to get a seat.
Good man @Horsebox. I was you earlier but I still knocked it out of the park. I wrecked a jacks at the applegreen in Lusk and feel much better for it now.
@caoimhaoin
serious q
in the event i am brutally hungover in work next week what food should i eat / drink to sort me out?
@glasagusban recommends that instead of drinking the shit out of it you go for a nice Indian meal instead youāll feel much less hungover the next day apparently
salted water and/or motility soluables.
Deflammotary foods like root vegtables, eggs etc
Codeine.
a good fry
A wank.
Was just thinking that.
As you were wanking?
Not yet. Still in work. Later though definitely.
Good man, keep us posted
Thatās cos youāre too preoccupied worrying about why your hole feels like an exhaust pipe rather then concentrating on the hangover