Fucking pookies 
Not a fan, no?
Fuck no
Donât mind the flavour, as in Iâd have soup. But the texture of the fucking things
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Iâd ate em for breakfast, dinner, tea and the three oâclock slump
Kamenitza?
Think so
Hasnt saved me from being Slightly philogrobilized this am
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I just sent an email lads. I might do something similar in about half an hour
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Not quite hungover but slight headache, tiredness and queasiness. As if I drank four pints last night.
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Weâve a system at work if person(s) are crippled hungover weâll get a multiple hour Teams call going so they can sleep it off. I wasnât out last night myself but Iâll do anything to help a colleague avoid work without wasting precious annual leave.
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Just change your status to âBusyâ on Teams. Itâs considered very poor form in our place to disturb someone who is âBusyâ.
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Our Busy will show you as Away after 5 minutes of inactivity (not moving the mouse) so itâs not an option and weâve plenty of rude cunts in our spot that wonât be deterred by a set status that isnât âIn a Callâ.
Sounds like an awful place altogether compared to my gentile corporate homestead in a Japanese multinational.
Sure sleeping at your desk would be a sign of a great employee in a Japanese place
In one of my previous workplaces there was a lad who would constantly be on the tear* - Coppers and casinos most nights of the week. Instead of going home heâd head to the office and have a kip at one of the hot desks. Bosses arriving in the next morning to this mess sprawled across the desk in yesterdayâs clothes**.
*it wasnât me
**or Mr Totti
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Canât you get a thing on Amazon that moves your mouse automatically
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Our spot kinda figured that out over lockdown seemingly and youâd easily get caught out with the Homer Simpson drinking bird gimmick. Fake calls are the way to go.
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I went out to watch the soccer match yesterday.
The End.
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Important to be sick on your employerâs time rather than your own.
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