Hungover in work

[glasagusban]

You miserable drunk bastard

[TreatyStones]

@KinvarasPassion

Excuse me Desktop Support guy, I am at the cutting ede of Quality Assurance. Now go fix my fucking laptop before this empire crumbles.

Fuck you code monkey. Go write me something to steamline my processes so I can do even less.

[Mac]

@glasagusban

You miserable drunk bastard

Have you not got some poor causes you could be devoting your time to this morning?

[Julio_Geordio]

@Mac

Apologies @Horsebox but I’m signing in. Work night out last night. I’ve cancelled a bunch of meetings this morning and have been more productive than normal. I’m gonna be a mess once the slump hits.

As an aside, I think I got a bouncer fired from his job last night for being an absolute cunt - him, not me.

You’ll meet him on the door of some other place some night and get bounced all over.

[KinvarasPassion]

I wouldnt know a line of code if you chopped it up and left a rolled up fifty beside it.

Coding is for the Indian guys, you just need to tell them what to write

[Julio_Geordio]

@Mac

@glasagusban

You miserable drunk bastard

Have you not got some poor causes you could be devoting your time to this morning?

@glasagusban obviously hasn’t seen the Elephant news yet. That’ll keep him busy for a few hours. However coming as it does in the second wave of faux outrage not as long as usual.

[Mac]

@Julio_Geordio

You’ll meet him on the door of some other place some night and get bounced all over.

My nights out in Dublin are limited enough these days so I’m happy to take that risk

[glasagusban]

Is it on Facebook?

[Julio_Geordio]

@glasagusban

Is it on Facebook?

Mac getting mugged off by a bouncer? Haven’t seen it yet mate, but here’s hoping.

[glasagusban]

@Julio_Geordio

Mac getting mugged off by a bouncer? Haven’t seen it yet mate, but here’s hoping.

“This drunken hook nosed prick took out his rage on a doorman, what happened next will shock you.”

[briantinnion]

On my way back to Dublin and will be signing in shortly. Drinks last night with business associates. The fact that I’ve barely drank since June means this is a bad bad hangover.

[Mac]

@glasagusban

“This drunken hook nosed prick took out his rage on a doorman, what happened next will shock you.”

Update

I received an email from the outlet apologising for the bouncers behaviour last night.

I emailed them at 2.30am in the taxi home and don’t remember writing the email

[ironmoth]

Might be worth checking the sent items for less constructive drunken ramblings?

[TreatyStones]

@Mac

I received an email from the outlet apologising for the bouncers behaviour last night.

I emailed them at 2.30am in the taxi home and don’t remember writing the email

I’d say there was some amount of pompous, faux outrage shit in that

[balbec]

+1. “Don’t you know who I am”???

[Tassotti]

Signing in. Work do last night. 15 pints of Heineken. A bit of personal and ended up in a whore house at half one. Had to get going at half five then for work. Just in Gatwick now for the redeye. Unreal. Unbelievable.

[Tassotti]

I’m in a terrible state here

[KinvarasPassion]

Thought you might have been over in The Dam for the music festival mate. Some fella periscoped me from Pete Tong last night and it looked unreal.

Tiesto tomorrow night, twould be animal.

[carryharry]

Did someone say yokes?

[briantinnion]

I am a poor drinker at the best of times but I’m even worse since my long period of sobriety. Had eight or nine bottles of Coors Light last night and I’m in bits today.