No, I have all that ahead of me, she had a world of other jobs for me to do.
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Was she very attached to the hoover?
You coming up to Limerick at all today?
Noā¦ Iāll be on the red eye in the morning.
Arenāt all women?
Will she let you out of her pocket for the soccer match tonight? And I thought you were going to France with the other shoes off lads?
Iāll be in the local for it, palā¦ A full 120 seconds walk from my front doorā¦Iām heading over Thursday, Iām worried tho that Iāll be mistaken for a member of Isisā¦Iāve shaved the beard but Iām quite dark after holidays and the recent sun hereā¦
You were given fair warning but you ploughed on recklessly. Shacking up with a Cork wan in Cork is absolute folly.
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Show me a Limerick man that ever walked from a good fight?
Was that Bang Bang fella from Limerick? He definitely didnāt walk away from that fight he had.
didnāt ye surrender to Cromwell?
If we did, it was long after he rolled over the rest of Ireland.
if you did?
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You need to study your history 
ffs.
I finished work at 2.30, should have done some work til 5 or so but went drinking and then made the horrendous mistake of optimistically naming a hometime of about 8. I then had to leave a hopping pub full of mates at 9.30 or so and make my way home. I believe mrs J is seething right now. Iāve come full circle and will be brazening this one out with the disclaimer that my only mistake was to put an unrealistic hometime on it in the first place.
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Surely it doesnāt matter what time it is since youāve missed kids bedtime anyway
Shouldnāt have gone home. Might as well have been hung for a sheep as a lamb.
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