I'm going into town now

Does it work as a body hair trimmer also? A friend informed me that those are the business if you want to keep things tidy downtown.

Why not in the mornings Bando?

Christ almighty , all that’s missing from that is a spot of dogging in the park on the way home, this wins the official coming out thread hands down !

It could do. But I’m a firm believer in segregation of duties going right back to my audit days.

Give up some sleep time for beard maintenance - not a chance.

:smiley:

I’m going into town now, everyone. I’ll let you know how I get on.

But it’s a Tuesday?

I purchased two pairs of jeans, three t-shirts and three pairs of briefs today.

When I was paying for the briefs, the lady at the counter said, “You know we can’t exchange these?”

“No shit”, I replied.

“That’s the reason alright,” she responded.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 823072, member: 9”]I purchased two pairs of jeans, three t-shirts and three pairs of briefs today.

When I was paying for the briefs, the lady at the counter said, “You know we can’t exchange these?”

“No shit”, I replied.

“That’s the reason alright,” she responded.[/quote]
Bandage. A one man stimulus package.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 823072, member: 9”]I purchased two pairs of jeans, three t-shirts and three pairs of briefs today.

When I was paying for the briefs, the lady at the counter said, “You know we can’t exchange these?”

“No shit”, I replied.

“That’s the reason alright,” she responded.[/quote]

Where did you get your jeans? I need to purchase jeans soon.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 823072, member: 9”]I purchased two pairs of jeans, three t-shirts and three pairs of briefs today.

When I was paying for the briefs, the lady at the counter said, “You know we can’t exchange these?”

“No shit”, I replied.

“That’s the reason alright,” she responded.[/quote]
Shops and brands Bando?

@Kinvara’s Passion - jeans were Diesel and purchased in Arnott’s. I find Diesel and FCUK jeans are the only brands that fit me properly. It could be related to my powerful thighs and/or fat hole.

My t-shirts were FCUK x2 and Diesel x1. Polo shirt type affairs.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 823109, member: 9”]@Kinvara’s Passion - jeans were Diesel and purchased in Arnott’s. I find Diesel and FCUK jeans are the only brands that fit me properly. It could be related to my powerful thighs and/or fat hole.

My t-shirts were FCUK x2 and Diesel x1. Polo shirt type affairs.[/quote]

you´re a bit old to be dressing like a teenager pal…you could do worse than ask @Fran for some advice on the mature 7sensible/trustworthy thirtysomething sunday lunchtime look…

[quote=“Bandage, post: 823109, member: 9”]@Kinvara’s Passion - jeans were Diesel and purchased in Arnott’s. I find Diesel and FCUK jeans are the only brands that fit me properly. It could be related to my powerful thighs and/or fat hole.

My t-shirts were FCUK x2 and Diesel x1. Polo shirt type affairs.[/quote]
Did you run your eye over the Wranglers display in Arnotts @Bandage?

[quote=“Bandage, post: 823109, member: 9”]@Kinvara’s Passion - jeans were Diesel and purchased in Arnott’s. I find Diesel and FCUK jeans are the only brands that fit me properly. It could be related to my powerful thighs and/or fat hole.

My t-shirts were FCUK x2 and Diesel x1. Polo shirt type affairs.[/quote]

Fair enough on the jeans bro but did you have to get the same brands in polo shirts?

Agreed! 3 polo shirts is a sign that its all down hill as regards fashion for poor Bando.

Bandage I know you’ve made great strides under chocolate Renton but are you sure you have the figure for a FCUK polo? I had one before and it was very tight fitted.

I nearly always wear polo shirts. I find they sit more neatly on my tits than round neck t-shirts.

Feel free to ask anytime you want @Bandage