Injuries

Get well soon Faldo.

Is it just me, or is your right leg a small bit longer than the left one after the operation?

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They only last 4 or 5 years. He’ll be in again before he’s 50.

Feck off?

Got mine done 6/7 years ago in the mercy, feckin sore for a while, never came back and I do serious hill walking/ outdoor gym stuff at times and the smallie still expecting me to play football with him at 60 shagging one, do they may never come back

Toe nails?

Varicose Veins , ingrown bloody toenails for years , disaster

My particular torture implements

You need to strengthen your glutes pal … bridges, clams etc can all be done at home … a very simple one that helps here is to squeeze your glutes as hard as you can for about 30 secs a few times a day

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The missus, obviously making some form of passive aggressive point, began the wash up at the sink before I had finished my lunch. She looked to be finished and was making a cup of tea. Me, seeing the water still in the sink and now finished my lunch, decided to wash my plate. Unfortunately, for reasons I can’t get my head around, she has emptied the lukewarm water out of the sink and poured the boiling contents of the kettle in.

I put my right hand straight in

How did you injure yourself, boxing her with the other hand?

My middle finger has a mild burn. That counts as an injury

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Bad hamstring tear today.
That’s probably the end of my playing days.

Hard luck. Plenty worse ways to finish up, if it’s any consolation

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Bollix. Sorry to hear

What were playing?

Junior B quarter final

Bollix.

Unlucky. These things seem to take longer to heal as we get on as well.

It can take as long as it wants now!

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Could you walk off?
Is it down behind the knee or in the belly of it?