"It could have been me" - Claim a spurious link to high profile tragic incidents or disasters

[Breaking_my_balls]

Just take care of yourself OK hun x

[Fran]

Cheers pet xx

[iron_mike]

I was outside Buckingham palace a week before the IRA blew it up in the summer of either 79 or 82. I can remember which year it was.

[Thumper]

@somerandomperson

Not me but my sister lives in Antwerp and flew out of Schipol airport the morning of Brussels Airport terrorist attack. The day before she was meant to fly out of Brussels only for there are no direct flights to Cork from Brussels.
She was also in Paris the day of the Bataclan attack 15 miles away but there.
She was living in Okasaki a year before the earthquakes throughout Japan.

It could all have been her.

Finding it hard to generate any interest here.

She sounds cultured.

Looks?

[somerandomperson]

She’s my sister, I don’t fuckin know, I’m from Wexford town not Bunclody ffs

[myboyblue]

She’s kicked as fuck so.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Way to go, Fran. You must be LIT’s most successful graduate ever

[Fran]

@Big_Dan_Campbell

Way to go, Fran. You must be LIT’s most successful graduate ever

After @The_Dunph, yes

[somerandomperson]

U wot m8 ?

[iron_mike]

About two months ago on three separate occasions, I arrived at fairly bad accidents that had happened literally minotes beforehand. On all three occasions, I had been held up at meetings that had they finished on time…

[Breaking_my_balls]

Mate… It cudda been you

[iron_mike]

Haven’t watched any one of the FD films since and I used to love em

[Breaking_my_balls]

Do you reckon you’ve run outta luck?

A tree fell across the road in front of me one time. When I say in front of me I mean about 400 yards away. It injured nobody, but if it had, it could have been me.

Life is so delicate mate

[iron_mike]

Im on the road the whole time. Some of the stupid things people do are just u forgive able. Due to my professional I’m just a statistical waiting to happen. That’s why we are coverdale full for life insurance by the company. If God forbid, I topped it in an accident in the morning at least the wife and kids would be sorted. Ergo, I check under the car for leaking break fluid, under every morning g.

[Breaking_my_balls]

Shit mate, it’s like your in the Hutch gang checking under the car and what not. Any chance of taking a few of the Kinihans out before you go, to even the score up a wee bit like?

[iron_mike]

Part of the deal when you’re worth more to the wife dead then alive

[Bandage]

Take some solace that your daughter will inherit your shoe collection.

[iron_mike]

Fuck ye all ye cunts. I won’t get out of bed now in the morning.

[Juhniallio]

@iron_mike

Fuck ye all ye cunts. I won’t get out of bed now in the morning.

@ChocolateMice will be touched by that tribute.

[balbec]

Not really. She might have died in the first incident.