Shush now, there are far more important topics than Brexit, like the British Kebab Awards.
Theyâll both be able to proudly support the Bendiest Banana awards next year.
Thatâs a clamping
Any British politician that doesnât lend support to traditional British fare like kebabs and curry will fail .
In the words of Oz in âAuf Wiedersehen, Petâ, âya cannae get more British than a curry hooseâ.
Corbyn has been waiting for the right moment to play the 2nd referendum card. With May on the way out that moment is almost upon us
Jezza has played this to perfection.
Britain now has a choice between Conservative Chaos and Labour Leadership.
Itâs an easy choice.
The next election is Jezza v Boris. Only one winner there
Itâs sneaky bum time
Indeed he has, reminiscent of his Labor leadership campaign
It would be some feat for him to get PM and he will certainly deliver a United Ireland if he does.
The little england/brexiteer wannabes on here have gone awful quiet
Heâs a workshy sleekit fuckwit without brains, decency or integrity. But every cloudâŚ
The labour party shouldnât have that tramp about them. Heâll do them no favours.
Why do you dislike Corbyn? He is a friend to republicans.
Itâs just an edgy affectation. That boy will be nowhere to be seen when it matters.
For Irish interests, Jezza is the man, a friend to republicans and a committed socialist.
In British football, supporters are obsessed with the idea that a great former player will make a great manager when they retire. That they can drive a team to success as a manager by sheer force of personality and will.
The classic examples of this are former players who were tough tackling âno nonsenseâ, all action, âalpha maleâ midfielders, eg. Graeme Souness, Bryan Robson, Roy Keane and Steven Gerrard.
The concept that managers should have to think simply doesnât come into the equation. Thinking will not be needed, apparently, because these are great players and they wonât have to think, they just are.
Predictably, these former great players turn out to be shit managers, because thinking very definitely is required to be a manager and these former great players are rubbish at it, and are easily outfoxed by former mediocre players who have the ability to think.
The Tory party is trapped in this exact mode of thinking. They want a tough tackling, no nonsense midfielder. They want Churchill.
Boris Johnson just is, they think (and I use the word in its loosest possible sense). He wonât have to think, heâll be able to lead through sheer force of personality, with no thinking at all involved. This is Brexit in a nutshell.
Boris Johnson as Tory leader will be the managerial career of Roy Keane. A headstrong moron prone to frequent temper tantrums, with no idea what heâs doing.
Meanwhile, Corbyn is Big Mick McCarthy - written off, ridiculed, but a man who conducts himself with quiet dignity - he is shrewd - and he is a survivor, a thinker and a winner.
Graeme Souness won 11 major trophies as a manager. Big Mick won none