FYI the forum - I decided against using one A3 sheet but Iāve managed to do the cover page of my presentation and Iām onto the second slide now. Iām going to do a table of contents and then have another 6 or so slides. I hope to make real progress tonight while watching Hull-Manchester United.
Different product those sliders. Donāt fall into the hole
Thatās not a manhole.
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You have to make or fashion the machine for it to be a beastā¦ Started that book a while back, must go back to it
Youād know you prowler
Its well worth your time, albeit a bit hippy in places.
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No offence, but that doesnāt make any sense. That just indicates an excessive willingness to get the word prowler into a sentence.
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I was once asked in an interview would I mind working with people of different nationalities. I said sure but when you think about it weāre all racists. One of the interviewers said āwhat do you mean!!!ā to which I replied ādo you live in a semi detached house?ā (Yes) āā¦so picture a family of travellers moving in next door to youā¦ā
I was offered the job.
Thatās exactly what a prowler would say
While weāre on the topic, a word about recruitment consultants.
And that word would be ācuntsā.
If there is a more useless species in this world I am yet to come across them. I realised early on that there was no point in engaging with these muppets and got rid of them all from Linkedin. One of them told me I wouldnāt have the qualifications or experience for the job I have been offered. Do yourself a favour if job hunting, go direct, do not use a recruitment consultant.
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Used car salesmen
Estate agents
people working in banks
salesmen
rugby players
IT developers
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S&C guys
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None of them are species lads. Well theyāre all species actually. Iām not sure fitzy thought this one through. That infamous temper.
So hereās my conundrum guys. Iāve been offered the job I want, which is situated in a perfect location. The salary is a good bit less than I was previously on, but I see more long term upside and opportunity to earn big commission from software and cloud application sales along with the traditional hardware sales. Long term I think I will earn a lot more. But it doesnāt start until late Feb and I really donāt want to sit on my arse for three weeks doing nothing.
I have just taken a phone call from another company I interviewed with who have offered me a role with a substantial salary increase, in a location that is about 30 mins additional every day. Itās in traditional print sales which I have been trying to get out of and in a shrinking market where the opportunity to earn commission is a lot harder. It starts immediately.
Both multinational companies with great career advancement opportunities.
What job do I take? Iām leaning towards the first.
Dont be such a cock
Oh woe is me having to take 3 weeks off
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For the record, I would like it noted that I am not a āsalesmanā, I am a Trusted Advisor.
Yeah, but i donāt get paid for that.
Centrelink will sort you