Job Interviews

Will you have to call Glas ā€œsirā€ after the promotion?

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Surely the not making a difference at HEO or AP makes you perfect for PO? A steady pair of hands and all that ā€¦

I think if he gets promoted he may finally be at a level where he may actually address me

True, but glas was the one who raised being able to make a difference, if he wasnt doing it already then hell hardly start now

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First I got promoted before him and now Iā€™m going to be his boss. A tough one to swallow for Art.

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Donā€™t take any insolence from him.

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You think anyone from your department would walk into my department and be taken seriously :smiley:

Respect is earned not given freely and until then you will address me by my proper title, you little bollox

@Bandage Have we still not set up the dedicated ā€œArtFoley & Glas inane civil service banterā€ thread?

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I think that would find a nice home on boards

Or Tattle

Best of luck never know they might think you did better than you thought

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Any really good questions to gauge someoneā€™s personality? Have the standard above and beyond, deadlines, communication type ones but everyone is prepped for thoseā€¦ I was going to ask why are manholes round, but Iā€™m not sure we can say manhole anymore?

How many tennis balls does it take to fill an Olympic swimming pool

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I presume you get them to walk through their calculations?

The ā€œhow do you deal with team conflictā€ question can often draw out a few eyebrow raising responsesā€¦

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Itā€™s not about the answerā€¦ Iā€™d say really you just want to see if they completely meltdown and go into a tailspinā€¦ The ā€œrightā€ answer is an acknowledgement of not knowing and an explanation of how you might figure out the answer

If the ghost of Wolfe tone jumped up on your back, would you let him ride you or pull him off?

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Ask them ā€œLiz Hurley or Salma Hayek?ā€ and if they answer ā€œLiz Hurley and Salma Hayekā€ give them the job. If itā€™s a woman your interviewing who answers that, give them your job.

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Gas or charcoal?

If somebody asked me that in an interview Iā€™d tell them to fuck off for themselves.

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