Joke Thread

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It was funnier a few days ago.

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Soz.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas last year?

Dunno.She hasnt opened it yet.

what’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping Tom. One snatches watches…

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https://twitter.com/SKTheKingYT/status/1737236707345404392?t=Y_2v1gOVlyuyb4wKGtTagw&s=19

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Can I refer you here please?

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Like the woman said when she sat on the hatchet

It’s all the one now?

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https://twitter.com/seanmcloughlin/status/1751179634845048859?s=46

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:golf: :golfing_woman:

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Norm Macdonald Dolphin Joke (youtube.com)

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rip Norm, guy was hilarious

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Lols

https://twitter.com/worldwidewob/status/1769522093753065521?s=46&t=YOfhVM10W0bcyIiYSLI3Wg

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Two tampons are walking down the street; which one says hello first?

Neither, they are both stuck up cunts

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Wife walks up to her Husband and asks “Do I look Fat in this dress??”

Husband: “Before I say anything, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say… You won’t get mad…”

Wife: “Ok… I promise.”

Husband: “I fucked your sister.”

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:face_with_peeking_eye::rofl::face_with_peeking_eye: