What do they sing in German Psychiatric hospitals at Christmas?
God bless ye Jerry Mentalmen.
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What do you call a lesbian with braces?
A box cutter.
Read the thread.
It was funnier a few days ago.
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Soz.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas last year?
Dunno.She hasnt opened it yet.
what’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping Tom. One snatches watches…
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Can I refer you here please?
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Like the woman said when she sat on the hatchet
It’s all the one now?
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rip Norm, guy was hilarious
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Two tampons are walking down the street; which one says hello first?
Neither, they are both stuck up cunts
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Wife walks up to her Husband and asks “Do I look Fat in this dress??”
Husband: “Before I say anything, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say… You won’t get mad…”
Wife: “Ok… I promise.”
Husband: “I fucked your sister.”
