What do you call a lesbian with braces?
A box cutter
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: ‘The Great Composers’
“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.
“I gotta be Mozart,” retorted Willis.
“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…
Took me a while…
I’d never heard it before.
It’s a good one.
Beidh sé ar ais!
How did you get an Eamo hat?
Its a rovers one mate
Ah! Wear it cycling down to Terryland we’ll know you then
What do they sing in German Psychiatric hospitals at Christmas?
God bless ye Jerry Mentalmen.
What do you call a lesbian with braces?
A box cutter.
Read the thread.
It was funnier a few days ago.
Soz.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas last year?
Dunno.She hasnt opened it yet.
what’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping Tom. One snatches watches…
Can I refer you here please?