Joke Thread

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What do you call a lesbian with braces?

A box cutter

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https://twitter.com/RTEsport/status/1736146295784386982?t=LTjrVg4G5dsggUkSRe6LXg&s=19

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: ‘The Great Composers’

“I wanna be Beethoven,” said Stallone.

“I gotta be Mozart,” retorted Willis.

“What about you, Arnie?” they asked…

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Took me a while…

I’d never heard it before.
It’s a good one.

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Reallly good

Might want to explain it for the likes of @maurice_brown

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Beidh sé ar ais!

How did you get an Eamo hat?

Its a rovers one mate

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Ah! Wear it cycling down to Terryland we’ll know you then

What do they sing in German Psychiatric hospitals at Christmas?
God bless ye Jerry Mentalmen.

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What do you call a lesbian with braces?

A box cutter.

Read the thread.

It was funnier a few days ago.

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Soz.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas last year?

Dunno.She hasnt opened it yet.

what’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping Tom. One snatches watches…

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https://twitter.com/SKTheKingYT/status/1737236707345404392?t=Y_2v1gOVlyuyb4wKGtTagw&s=19

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Can I refer you here please?

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