Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: 0mg.
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The jokes in the Terrible Joke Thread are much better than the jokes in the Joke Thread.
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Interviewer: How do you explain the 4 year gap in your CV?
Me: that’s when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: that’s very impressive. You’re hired.
Me: Thanks I really need this Yob
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Gay lad wants to get his boyfriend a present, goes and gets a tattoo, he loves boxing. He got Mike Tyson on one cheek, Mohammad Ali on the other. Day comes, it’s his boyfriends birthday. “C’mere, I got you a great present”, pulls down his pants, shows him his arse, boyfriend goes “if you think I’m getting in the ring between the two of them, you can think again”.
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
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What star do travellers follow?
Joe Dolan
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What have 1,300 new homes in Dun Laoghaire and Leo Varadkar’s nomination for Taoiseach got in common ?
Richard Boyd Barrett objected to both.
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Rating: funny
Eddie is a right auld bollox.
For a nation that’s supposedly great craic we are awful sensitive cunts
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A teacher walks into a classroom with a banana.
Today class I’m going to show you how to put on a condom.
The banana is because I can’t get a hard on with an empty stomach.
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I wouldn’t say that, we just draw the line under certain things.
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he is so good on this
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