Laochra Gael - Back, and to the left hand on top

[Dziekanowski]

@Malarkey

I have nothing to learn about anything you know, you moron.

Aye, you’re a very stable genius, and perfect in every way.

@Malarkey

Now fuck off to the imaginary friends. I would say ‘get help’, except you deserve nothing except contempt.

I didn’t say anything about friends, real or imaginary. Shouting irrationally that anybody who makes points you can’t deal with should “get help” or is “mentally ill” is pathetic. It’s an automatic argument loser and only says anything about you, not about me or anybody else you shout similar at.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Chaps. There has been quite a bit of bickering and debating over the last few days. And part of that is fair game on the INTERNET.

However, there are two things that it would be great if people did not do going forward, in my opinion. And yes, I’m an awful auld snowflake etc etc.

1. It is not on to post pictures of posters, in my opinion
2. Can the word ‘autistic’ please not be used as a derogatory term? I don’t have anyone with autism directly in my family, but I’m sure there are some here who have, or work with people with autism. Maybe I’m being a bit precious here, so apologies. People can work away with the usual insults etc., ‘cunt’ being the main one of TFK.

[Dziekanowski]

Ah you’re back to the Jim Jones stuff now. Davina McCall will be most disappointed you’ve forgotten about her.

[Malarkey]

Oh, I dealt with all the points.

Including with photographs. Certain egos just cannot bear too much reality.

By the way, you just admitted you did make those tweets – a reality about which you repeatedly lied in recent times.

Now fuck off, Sadney.

[Batigol]

Absolutely. Not on as an insult

[Dziekanowski]

What tweets?

[Malarkey]

“What tweets?”

Says it all. A coward, as well.

Now fuck off.

[Dziekanowski]

What tweets??

[the_man_himself]

Agreed, but I do think insulting someone’s intelligence and calling them a cunt in every single post is a bit heavy also

[Malarkey]

Fuck off, Slipney.

[Dziekanowski]

Very uncalled for dig at Steven Gerrard there.

[Malarkey]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Cheers for your father’s text. Most interesting. PK had a deadly penalty, even with the heavy ball. My father was born in 1945 and he would be the same on Kilkenny.

I accept your other point, by the way, and appreciate you saying it. I just feel, perhaps wrongly, accepting being hijacked by someone with nothing to say in a thousand different ways has gone too far. But I sincerely apologize to anyone offended. The invective was directed at one person and one person only, not at a condition. The reality, of course, is that bad money drives out good money.

[TheBird]

@StoneCold

I was talking to a few lads in The Ragg one night; they said that when Paudie Butler was prinicpal of Inch NS he used to have a hurley with a string and wrist strap tied to the handle. Anybody holding the hurley in the ‘wrong’ hand had to practice with this hurley in their dominant hand to ‘cure’ themselves of the affliction

I was cured of left hand on top though being right handed by breaking my left wrist playing Gaelic football at 10 or 11. I too stubborn to change before that. Five or six weeks of hurling one handed with my right sorted me out. I remember feeling l’d lost power in my striking with the switch.

[TheBird]

@anon78624367

My auld fella is wired all wrong. Right handed for writing. Would use a hammer left handed, hurled lhot and struck off his right, left footed and plays golf left handed clubs

Both my parents are naturally left handed. They write with their right, it was beaten into them. That was how it went back in the day.

[anon78624367]

My auld lad is right handed though

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

This thread

[Batigol]

If I was taking a free, I’d strike it right handed, rhot.

If I was taking a penalty, I’d strike it left handed, rhot.

[TheBird]

@anon78624367

I also found out when I went for an eye test that I’m a bit of a peculiarity, I’m left eye dominant but right sided, which is apparently unusual

A buddy of mine was similar. Left handed and right eye dominant. He shot off his left shoulder with his fathers gun which had a savage cast in the stock for a right hander. His whole head was over the top of the stock to try and aim. He was a terrible shot as a result.

[anon78624367]

It fucks me up for golf as I have to get my left eye behind the ball and if I’m not careful i come off shots, did you ever see jack nicklaus cocking his head? I maintain he had to get his left eye behind the ball

[TheBird]

That is odd. He must be slightly ambidextrous so.