Let's All Laugh At Sevco Thread

i have reviewed your post and the initial decision that it was a backtrack remains

soz bro

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The Sevco TV commentary always guarantees a good laugh when they lose.

Yer man’s tone is so depressive and funereal and his voice usually becomes a soft mumble when the opposition score. It’s almost like he’s thinking “if I whisper it, did it really happen?”

Last night was an entertaining case in point:

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Warburton explaining why the 25-point gap to Celtic isn’t really a gap. “If they lost 4 and we won another game or two then the gap wouldn’t be that big at all” kinda thing. :laughing:

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Why didn’t he just go the whole hog and say if they’d won 8 games less and we’d won one of the ones we’d lost, then we’d be top.

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‘Something special going on at Sevco’.

Jesus Wept.

He’s good at maths in fairness.

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If Ross County didn’t just score and if Rangers had scored instead they’d be winning 1-0 just now.

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A lovely post :clap:

Here’s an old Sevco TV commentary from last season’s cup final:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nV3R9B19Zo

They battled back to claim a draw at home to Ross County today. Warburton was on SSN there saying he knows it’s not good enough and he has to get them back winning domestic and EUROPEAN titles.

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Managerless

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Warburton has gone with his magic hat in hand and left in his resignation.

The BBC have it so it must be true

Rangers: Mark Warburton resigns as manager

The tweet above is from a BBC guy. I’d imagine he’ll be pushing for compensation so will try and get sacked instead.

Sevco released the statement saying they’d all resigned but Chris McLaughlin (BBC Scotland) has spoken to Warburton who says he hasn’t. It’s a shambles.

Just flicking thought the channels and sky sports news saying there’s misleading and confusing statements out there.

Can our two resident Rangers fans @Nembo_Kid and @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy clear this up for us please?

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Bizarre statement from Sevco:

RANGERS has accepted the resignations of manager Mark Warburton, assistant manager David Weir and the Club’s head of recruitment Frank McParland.

At a meeting with the management team’s representative earlier this week the Club were advised that Mr Warburton, Mr Weir and Mr McParland wished to resign their positions and leave the Club on condition that

Rangers agreed to waive its rights to substantial compensation. Rangers’ agreement to waive compensation would assist the management team to join another club. This compensation amount was agreed when

Rangers significantly improved Mr Warburton and Mr Weir’s financial arrangements before the start of this season.

The Board urgently convened to consider the offer made on behalf of the management team and its ramifications and agreed to accept it and release the trio from the burden of compensation, despite the potential financial cost to the Club. It is important that Rangers has a football management team that wants to be at the Club and that the Board believes can take the Club forward to meet our stated ambition to return to being the number one Club in Scotland. We are clearly short of where we expected to be at this time.

The representative acting for the management team subsequently attempted to alter the terms of what had been agreed in favour of the management team. A further Board meeting was held this afternoon to discuss this and it was decided not to agree to this additional request but to hold with the original agreement.

Mr Warburton, Mr Weir, and Mr McParland have therefore been notified in writing that their notices of termination have been accepted.

The Board is very appreciative of the good work previously done by the management team but believes it had no alternative. Our Club must come first and absolute commitment is essential.

On Sunday Under-20s coach Graeme Murty will take interim charge of the team. We know our support will give him and our team their full backing. We thank our support for their loyalty and desire to be the best.

Bastion of real news the Info have it

Substantial compensation?

Lolz.