Limerick GAA - We get knocked down šŸ

My wife is due the 10th of August :eek:

The baby should arrive before ye play Cork a week later so.

Sheā€™ll be due in Croke Park!

We will rightly wet the babies head that night, pal.

Will be five days late. Trust me

What a difference a year makes!

We hit some bad wides in first half. Cats wonā€™t cough up so many chances.

she;s not going so, make sure you bring an iPhone, sheā€™ll appreciate the live pic updates

thatā€™s the biggest issue, if limerick can become more efficient (scores from shots) ye will beat KK, yeā€™ll win the possession and create the chances, its down to being composed and efficient and taking them, it will go right to the wire. Will Power be back for KK?

if limerick win it, yeā€™ll have to beat Tipp, KK and Cork in the same year, would be some AI. Weā€™d even consider ye our inferiors again

oh jesus hang on, it could get even better, ye might get to bate Tipp twiceā€¦

As I said to a tipp cunt in the jacks at the dog track " the only thing better than bating Tipp is bating them twice "

He then quickly shuffled out of the bathroom as the Tipp cunt got thick.

I think @TreatyStones should name the new born Jim Bob, whether its a girl or a boy

Were you looking into a mirror?

Have you seen the height of the mirrors in there?

No

Ah what a day that was. Didnā€™t even get the heart rate up.

A victory for hurling over tactics and yet another nail in the short passing bullshit coffin.

Our work rate was outstanding throughout and Wexford couldnā€™t handle our physicality. Had they hit scores instead of wides early on they might have made a contest of it but the two quick goals before halftime killed them off.

Quaid; Youā€™ll never go wrong with a Quaid in goals. 9
Condon; Did what he had to do (which wasnā€™t much) tried to line a fella up for the kill midway through the second half and ended up looking a bit foolish. I think heā€™d make a great half back. Needs the space to operate. 7
McCarthy; Oooooohhhhh Richie McCarthy. The best fullback in operation. Callinan, Cronin and MacDonald thoroughly mugged off. In fairness to MacDonald he got fuck all ball. Iā€™m actively considering changing my username to ā€œRichie McCarthyā€™s magic arseā€. 8
Hickey; Stifled McGovern well when the game was in the balance and had no issues with his pace. Showed he probably should have been on Cadogan in the Munster Final. 9
Oā€™Brien. Better than the last day but not great, was good as an attacking half back and played in some nice balls, not great defensively. 7
Wayne. Another great score from Wayno. Was under serious pressure in the opening 15mins and looked off the pace. Came into it well afterwards and was comfortable throughout. 7
Gav. Same as Oā€™Brien really. 7
Jim Bob & Browne. Fucking awesome. 10
Breen. Seriously mugged me off. Limited hurling wise, but he is finally starting to use his size to effect, heā€™s like a train when he gets going. Some great catches and carries and Wexford couldnā€™t handle him although bizarrely made no switch. 9
Hannon. Much better in the centre lets leave him there. Won more puckouts yesterday than he has in the last two years of championship. Still only operating at 60% of his potential, if we can get him going it might be the extra bit we need. 8
Ryan. Didnā€™t look comfortable at half forward, but worked very hard and you could see his attributes as a half back. Saying that he got 3 points but I think he hit a couple of bad misses as well. Dodge should come back in for him the next day, but he is a great bench option and could be seriously considered to start at half back. 8
Mulcahy; Brilliant again yesterday, finally hitting form. Ball into him was much better and allowed him get involved. His touch is unreal. 9
Dowling; What a talent, and he seems to have ice in his veins. To think @glasagusban wanted him dropped at the start of the year :rolleyes:. A handful for any fullback. A couple of moments of brilliance stuck in the mind, being mauled by the defenders he managed to scoop a shot over by sticking his arse back and using the room where his body was for the swing, flicked a ball up while on his knees and surrounded by Wexicans, his lay off for Breens goal. We should all start on the hot chicken roll and supermacs diet immediately. 10
Downes. Trying too hard and its just not clicking for him. Heā€™ll get there though, needs to stop trying for the miracle scores. Need to have him firing to beat KK. 6

Tobin was excellent when he came on, though the game was well over as a contest at that stage. Moran looked very rusty.

Hard to learn too much from that, though we are imo in a much better situation than we were last year after winning the Munster. Another game on the belt and confidence should be high. We are also facing KK which will stop us getting carried away with ourselves.
Weā€™ll have a right rattle off the cunts and at 100% we will beat them. Weā€™ll need everyone firing though which hasnā€™t happened yet this year.

Luimneach AbĆŗ

Iā€™m also proposing @glasagusban should change his user name to @keen4breen

Says the guy ā€œratingā€ him a 9.

Just looked at Facebook there. The amount of clowns who know nothing about hurling commenting things like ā€œRevenge for 96ā€ etcā€¦