Limerick v Clare AI Semi-Final

Mac · July 31, 2013, 9:11pm

No, that’s clearly The Dunph

Horsebox · July 31, 2013, 9:18pm

Hmmm I don’t know-he has liked a couple of my posts. The Dunph wouldn’t do that-Runty used to throw me the odd bone though.

TreatyStones · July 31, 2013, 9:18pm

He got sick of waiting for you to crawl out from under your rock after the Cork hammering and moved on.

fistoffury · July 31, 2013, 9:33pm

Dunno why he bothered changing, he was already every ones second favourite ballysteen based poster.

twiceasnice97 · July 31, 2013, 10:02pm

that would be great. He was instumental in making colm galvins first start for the clare seniors such a positive experience for the young lad.

mickee321 · July 31, 2013, 10:03pm

Kid_Chocolate · August 1, 2013, 9:18pm

[FONT=Calibri]I confirmed today through my Limerick contacts that it was Renton who was beside me at the league final shushing in the munster jersey as I described above.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]There’s more…[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Apparently when he turned 16 there a few years back, his mother wanted to get him off the Velcro clasped shoes and onto laces. She got him a nice pair of laced tackies from lidl, and explained what he was supposed to do re tying them and then she headed off next door to have a chat and a cuppa with the neighbour. Anyway, after about 10 mins she heard an unmerciful scream and had to run back to see what had happened……his sister arrived home in the meantime arrived upon him, he’d got himself in such a tangle with the laces she thought he was trying to hang himself[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Relevance? Apparently when he gets vexed at the matches when things are going wrong he takes off the Velcros and pelts them at whoever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]So Clare fans beware, if you hear the sound of ripping velco and limerick 10 points down…Duck[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]On the other hand, when you’re leaving the stadium after the game and you see the ape in the munster jersey and the dirty big bare feet…that’ll be Renton[/FONT]

Bandage · August 1, 2013, 9:20pm

[quote=“Kid Chocolate, post: 810729, member: 553”][FONT=Calibri]I confirmed today through my Limerick contacts that it was Renton who was beside me at the league final shushing in the munster jersey as I described above.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]There’s more…[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Apparently when he turned 16 there a few years back, his mother wanted to get him off the Velcro clasped shoes and onto laces. She got him a nice pair of laced tackies from lidl, and explained what he was supposed to do re tying them and then she headed off next door to have a chat and a cuppa with the neighbour. Anyway, after about 10 mins she heard an unmerciful scream and had to run back to see what had happened……his sister arrived home in the meantime arrived upon him, he’d got himself in such a tangle with the laces she thought he was trying to hang himself[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Relevance? Apparently when he gets vexed at the matches when things are going wrong he takes off the Velcros and pelts them at whoever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]So Clare fans beware, if you hear the sound of ripping velco and limerick 10 points down…Duck[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]On the other hand, when you’re leaving the stadium after the game and you see the ape in the munster jersey and the dirty big bare feet…that’ll be Renton[/FONT][/quote]

That’s so unfunny it could conceivably be written by Oliver Callan.

Big_Dan_Campbell · August 1, 2013, 9:21pm

Mark Renton put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!

Horsebox · August 1, 2013, 9:23pm

[quote=“Kid Chocolate, post: 810729, member: 553”][FONT=Calibri]I confirmed today through my Limerick contacts that it was Renton who was beside me at the league final shushing in the munster jersey as I described above.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]There’s more…[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Apparently when he turned 16 there a few years back, his mother wanted to get him off the Velcro clasped shoes and onto laces. She got him a nice pair of laced tackies from lidl, and explained what he was supposed to do re tying them and then she headed off next door to have a chat and a cuppa with the neighbour. Anyway, after about 10 mins she heard an unmerciful scream and had to run back to see what had happened……his sister arrived home in the meantime arrived upon him, he’d got himself in such a tangle with the laces she thought he was trying to hang himself[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Relevance? Apparently when he gets vexed at the matches when things are going wrong he takes off the Velcros and pelts them at whoever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]So Clare fans beware, if you hear the sound of ripping velco and limerick 10 points down…Duck[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]On the other hand, when you’re leaving the stadium after the game and you see the ape in the munster jersey and the dirty big bare feet…that’ll be Renton[/FONT][/quote]

Fuck me that’s a shocking post.

Tassotti · August 1, 2013, 9:26pm

Brendan Bugler has been tasked to sort out a few of the soft Limerick lads, like Wayne Mac, give them a bit of the Liam Dunne treatment, and watch them fall apart

Kid_Chocolate · August 1, 2013, 9:27pm

chewie, busy for the next few days, your going o have to step up here, hand Renton his coat and be ready for the new moniker

Thrawneen · August 1, 2013, 9:36pm

Mods, can Kid Chocolate, Taz and Tassoti be rounded up and put someplace for the next few weeks, please? I’m feeling dumber by the day just from reading their drivel.

Is Talkin’ Balls still going?

farmerinthecity · August 1, 2013, 9:40pm

[quote=“Kid Chocolate, post: 810729, member: 553”][FONT=Calibri]I confirmed today through my Limerick contacts that it was Renton who was beside me at the league final shushing in the munster jersey as I described above.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]There’s more…[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Apparently when he turned 16 there a few years back, his mother wanted to get him off the Velcro clasped shoes and onto laces. She got him a nice pair of laced tackies from lidl, and explained what he was supposed to do re tying them and then she headed off next door to have a chat and a cuppa with the neighbour. Anyway, after about 10 mins she heard an unmerciful scream and had to run back to see what had happened……his sister arrived home in the meantime arrived upon him, he’d got himself in such a tangle with the laces she thought he was trying to hang himself[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Relevance? Apparently when he gets vexed at the matches when things are going wrong he takes off the Velcros and pelts them at whoever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]So Clare fans beware, if you hear the sound of ripping velco and limerick 10 points down…Duck[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]On the other hand, when you’re leaving the stadium after the game and you see the ape in the munster jersey and the dirty big bare feet…that’ll be Renton[/FONT][/quote]

Are you ok mate?

The_Lopper · August 1, 2013, 9:43pm

Ah, so that’s why Davy is going on about head injuries to the papers this week…poor Brendan

myboyblue · August 1, 2013, 9:46pm

Thats rhetorical right?

farmerinthecity · August 1, 2013, 9:47pm

Do I know what rhetorical means?

myboyblue · August 1, 2013, 9:48pm

I’d hope so. The fella is far from alright.

Watchyourtoes · August 1, 2013, 10:06pm

Are you even aware of players positions you cabbage?Unless he plays CF not much chance of that :rolleyes:

TreatyStones · August 1, 2013, 10:10pm

[quote=“Kid Chocolate, post: 810729, member: 553”][FONT=Calibri]I confirmed today through my Limerick contacts that it was Renton who was beside me at the league final shushing in the munster jersey as I described above.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]There’s more…[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Apparently when he turned 16 there a few years back, his mother wanted to get him off the Velcro clasped shoes and onto laces. She got him a nice pair of laced tackies from lidl, and explained what he was supposed to do re tying them and then she headed off next door to have a chat and a cuppa with the neighbour. Anyway, after about 10 mins she heard an unmerciful scream and had to run back to see what had happened……his sister arrived home in the meantime arrived upon him, he’d got himself in such a tangle with the laces she thought he was trying to hang himself[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]Relevance? Apparently when he gets vexed at the matches when things are going wrong he takes off the Velcros and pelts them at whoever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]So Clare fans beware, if you hear the sound of ripping velco and limerick 10 points down…Duck[/FONT]

[FONT=Calibri]On the other hand, when you’re leaving the stadium after the game and you see the ape in the munster jersey and the dirty big bare feet…that’ll be Renton[/FONT][/quote]

Christ. That is bad.