Liveline thread

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

I watched a bit of that doc on it last night. The Mrs wanted to watch it to see what was ahead.

I tell you I’ve a lot of sympathy for women going through it. They’d a poor woman on who got it very early (14) and is now 40 trying to adopt a child.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Special_Olympiakos

Anyone hear the letter read out today by woman going through menapause?
I’ve an itchy fanny and I’m masturbating a lot more. I’d chop it all off as my fanny is killing me but I’d miss my clitoris too much !

Ah jaysus I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.

There was a joke years ago that I can’t remember that revolved around a fellow showing off his new Japanese car which was called an Itchygee.

[Cheasty]

Good clean fun

Pat Kenny talks Gee

[FatChops]

Oul milf shopping in Tesco is mad for a bit of cock.
She tells the girl on the till she’ll need a hand with the four stone bag of spuds…
‘Gary’ is paged, and he horses the bag up on his shoulder…
Out in the carpark the oul wan says ‘Ive an itchy pussy…’
And Gary says ‘you’ll have to point it out to me love, all them Jap imports look the same to me’.

[myboyblue]

@iron_mike

@Special_Olympiakos

Anyone hear the letter read out today by woman going through menapause?
I’ve an itchy fanny and I’m masturbating a lot more. I’d chop it all off as my fanny is killing me but I’d miss my clitoris too much !

Ah jaysus I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.

I tell ya, I’ll never say a bad word about @glasagusban again. I had no idea what he was going through until he poured his heart out on that show

I’m giving that another like.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@FatChops

Oul milf shopping in Tesco is mad for a bit of cock.
She tells the girl on the till she’ll need a hand with the four stone bag of spuds…
‘Gary’ is paged, and he horses the bag up on his shoulder…
Out in the carpark the oul wan says ‘Ive an itchy pussy…’
And Gary says ‘you’ll have to point it out to me love, all them Jap imports look the same to me’.

That’s the one.

[Special_Olympiakos]

A live one on today. Railing against Trinity college. He’s gas and crazy in equal measure

[Aertel220]

He did law there bimself but reckoned he was a victim of racism when it came to results in the exams? Also blaming Trinity for the famine (genocide in his words) in 1847.

[Cheasty]

@Aertel220

He did law there bimself but reckoned he was a victim of racism when it came to results in the exams? Also blaming Trinity for the famine (genocide in his words) in 1847.

Must have been either @Tierneevin1979 or @Malarkey on the line.

[Cheasty]

All about England today. BOX OFFICE.

[Barname]

Hippos complaining about clothing sizes

[Barname]

I think there’s a niche for a retailer to sell size 28 as a size 12
The larger ladies would lap it up

[TheUlteriorMotive]

They should all be taken into protective custody given the impact obesity has on the health system.

[Special_Olympiakos]

Katie is handled the topic of oversized arses much better than Joe would have today.

[tazdedub]

@Special_Olympiakos

Katie is handled the topic of oversized arses much better than Joe would have today.

How could you listen to that shit today? Turned it on to hear some auld ones banging on about how a style might not suit or some such crap had to turn it off.

[Special_Olympiakos]

Days like today are what make liveline great. Katie even reassured one lady by telling her the Kardashians have made a fortune out having oversized arses.

[iron_mike]

What’s more disturbing is the amount of male contributors these type of topics are attracting

[backinatracksuit]

Does that fella (crank) from Cork still spend his days ringing talk radio, he was always on with Joe giving out about something or other and getting lambasted by the typical listenership, he never ever lost his cool though, therefore he was rarely bested, the fella who loses the head has lost on talk radio,
He had this great habit of ringing Prendeville on 96fm and rhyming Niall with tile rather than with wheel, he was a gas man, heard him in with Boylan as well, probably more his style

[Fagan_ODowd]

Katie in for Joe.
Two topics

1. Rural one off housing and planning. Dull but informative.
2. The funeral cortège for that gurrier that died on the N7. Vivid and exciting eye witness accounts with audio to back it up.

[iron_mike]

Which one of ye cunts is bored today? Jesus wept