I very much enjoyed the anecdote told by Ken Early on yesterdayâs Second Captains podcast about how Paul Gascoigne stunk out Gordon Durieâs BMW with two strategically placed kippers, one of which Durie couldnât find for months.
And the anecdote about how Steve Harkness would leave small pieces of human excrement in the washbags of other Liverpool players.
Ah, characters. There are no characters in the game these days.
Where did Gazza plaice them?
Ooooffft done him up with a kipper
Under the CARPets.
Anyone on here trying a similar practical joke to Gazza I am told mackerel is better .
Fucks hake guys, give it a rest.
113m GBP bid from Barcelona for Coutinho.
REJECTED!
Thatâs the job.
Theyâre mentalists for rejecting that.
Thatâs hilarious. The whole thing is gone insane.
Itâs like someone offering you 115k for a 2015 Passat.
Pogba will be seen as the steal of the century in a year or two if the whole thing hasnât gone tits up by then
I agree bit itâs the current market and what good is it to them? Any player theyâd go for they would be fleeced with that money in their pockets⌠If theyâre working on a signing themselves and confident of getting Barcelona to 120 or more thatâs fair enough⌠But 120 sitting in their bank until next summer is no good to them.
Up yer bollix Barca.
Barcelona bid ÂŁ118m, inclusive of huge add-ons. Immediately rejected.
113m GBP bid from Barcelona for Coutinho.
REJECTED!
And rightly so.
Iâm old enough to remember when ÂŁ113m was a lot of money, but it no longer is and we should be looking for at least double, no, treble that.
. But 120 sitting in their bank until next summer is no good to them
+1. The squad is paper thin as it is. Theyâd need to be signing three more midfielders before they could let one go
Liverpool have plenty of like for like players with Coutinho, maybe not as good as him but not far off, they need to be savvy.
With two weeks to close of Window⌠Hopefully they have a couple of players lined up otherwise, no deal.