Lockdown 2021 Run Challenge

Fran · February 14, 2021, 3:00pm

A nice downhiller, will try and match or better this on the flat, my Garmin app is logging this as 5km before any of the smartarses pipe up (cc @Locke)

caulifloweredneanderthal · February 14, 2021, 3:17pm

Great stuff chief.

Fran · February 14, 2021, 3:23pm

BTW fair fucks to any of you cunts who can manage to run 1 min/km faster than that. I don’t know how ye do it

Locke · February 14, 2021, 3:45pm

A Fenners special.

Well done chief

Locke · February 14, 2021, 4:02pm

Fair play to you Fran, downhill all the way. We could all learn from your cunning.

Gman · February 14, 2021, 4:10pm

You know you’ll never get away with a downhill run ever again!

TreatyStones · February 14, 2021, 4:12pm

Some awful shithousery going on in the lower grades. There’ll be lads roller skating down Patrick’s Hill by the end of the month

Locke · February 14, 2021, 4:15pm

@Fran and @Thomas_Brady have empowered me mate. I’ll drive up to the top of Maryborough hill and let gravity do the rest.

Thomas_Brady · February 14, 2021, 4:18pm

Manys a time you used down hill running… Some scutter out of you tho… The track down Garryduff was all mud and flowing water. If anything it slowed me down with no grips… it’s about 800ms of 5k , the rest is relatively flat you cunt

Bandage · February 14, 2021, 4:20pm

@Thomas_Brady was actually triggered into running down a 35m hill, but it’d be sour grapes if I went on about it. A little * beside his time would be appropriate and everyone can move on then cc @caulifloweredneanderthal.

caulifloweredneanderthal · February 14, 2021, 4:21pm

FOGRA,

Run up a hill, down a hill or on the flats. It’s all good.

Yours in Zen,
@caulifloweredneanderthal

Thomas_Brady · February 14, 2021, 4:22pm

When you live up on top of a 35m hill all roads lead down, fucko.

Bandage · February 14, 2021, 4:23pm

Walk down to the bottom of the hill and start your run then, you cheating piece of shit.

Thomas_Brady · February 14, 2021, 4:26pm

I’ll do a flat run just for you next week pal. The route I take is down through a wooded area to come out on to another road. The downhill section is all mud and water and slows me more than aids me… I’d say my effort the other day would have been 10 seconds quicker on the flat.

TheUlteriorMotive · February 14, 2021, 4:27pm

It sounds like the forum’s Laura Ingalls @Thomas_Brady had the Little House on the Prairie theme song on repeat

Thomas_Brady · February 14, 2021, 4:29pm

Have you logged a run yet?

Bandage · February 14, 2021, 4:29pm

Sorry for lashing out, mate.

Thomas_Brady · February 14, 2021, 4:30pm

That’s ok… This thread is bringing out the worst in all of us.

TheUlteriorMotive · February 14, 2021, 4:30pm

I’m metaphorically sitting on your shoulder. It’s too early to show my hand.

Thomas_Brady · February 14, 2021, 4:30pm

I know well you’re plugging away in the background.