Manchester United 2022/23 - The Reign of ETH

I donā€™t believe Iā€™ve commented once on the Nunez deal and Iā€™m pretty sure Iā€™m the one that keeps correcting you on the De Jong figures so Iā€™m not sure what youā€™re suggesting here.

Ā£85m is one thing, but 400k a week is crazy money

Could we restrict references to the Nunez Ā£85m transfer to the Liverpool and transfers threads.

I doubt theyā€™re paying him 400k a week either. Thatā€™s silly.

$85M is a serious bargain

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Ā„85 i thought?

Itā€™s a fair price, the lad is a machine.

Diaz is worth twice what they paid for him already and Jota certainly hasnā€™t lost any value.

They got Salah on very favourable incentive based terms for a time that will span the rest of his prime. Sold Mane who is visibly slowing down.

They sold the likes of Minamino and Neco Williams for Ā£30 million. They get Carvahlo from Fulham for half nothing and will probably turn him into a physical beast to go with the football.

You cannot deny Klopp and the backroom there, they are just excellent.

Canā€™t wait to see what he does next year with the midfield.

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Inane footix chat @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

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Current situation with De Jong seems to be aas follow.

Barca: Weā€™re selling you.
De Jong: OK so, pay me what you owe me.
Barca: Be cool bro, just leave.
De Jong: Iā€™m not going until you pay me.
(Barca shoves foot against the door to stp FDJ from pushing in)
Barca: Get out or Iā€™ll tell Mom.
FDJ: MOM! Barca wonā€™t let me play and wonā€™t give me back my toys.
Mom (MUFC): No one is allowed to play with anyone until you sit down together and sort yourselves out.
FDJ: They started.
Barca: No he did.

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Did you come up with that yourself?

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Itā€™s like a Roddy Doyle sketch written in a copybook of a lad under a Red Devils duvet cover.

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I reckon he wrote that himself

Coffee helped.

As an enema.

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I was actually qaiting for a ship to open so had ten minutes and plenty of adrenalin to use up.

Also I donā€™t drink coffee anymore.

Thatā€™s beautiful.

Perhaps a rebrand to @roddy_boy

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I didnā€™t fight with my pitch fork to give up this fabulous moniker.

:handshake:

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Lovely