Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Laptops? You must be joking

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Onana
Wan bissaka
Martinez
Lindelof
Dalot
Caseimo
Eirksen
Bruno
Antony
Rashford
Martial

Correct man United basically have no scouting team.

It’s all falling on ten hag shoulders.

Remarkable when you consider how well he done last season.

Expectation are delightfully low at united nowadays.

Delightfully.

Calculating Rocket League GIF

Incorrect. Manchester United’s extensive scouting report has been delivered to Coach Ten Hag and it has identified two players as top targets in what remains of this transfer window:

These are:
Kylian Mbappé (PSG)
Erling Braut Haaland (“Manchester City”)

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Holy fuck! Does Haaland beat his missus?

Nasty post

European giants Manchester United and Bayern Munich drawn together in the group stage.

All clubs in 3rd and 4th pots were praying for Utd to be their pot 2 opponents.

copenhagen aside, its probably the hardest group utd has had in 25 years

What pot were liverpool in?

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we dont have a pot to piss in, thats why we win the net spend trophy, so frequently

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TELL US NEVER

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I think Manchester United will actually get out of their group. It’s a handy group with the exception of Bayern.

No Mount or Hojlund?

Oooft!!

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Mount until end of sept.

Would be shocked if hojlund started.

Maybe mctominay starts ahead of Antony and Bruno goes wide right.

Actually sancho will surely start ahead of martial. Martial was pathetic last weekend. He can’t start.