Matters regarding Limerick, Limerick Pubs, No Culture allowed

Iā€™d love to have the choice myself mate but thatā€™s not the kind of society most of us live in.

He gives employment to lots of midgets, both directly and indirectly.

Iā€™d like to see the catburglar rolling up there some evening.

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Heā€™d want more than that nail bar mikey Kelly left to him thatā€™s for sure.

Campion nearly brown bread. OD in prison. Found unresponsive

Good. The dirty rotten scumbagā€¦ tho hopefully he pulls through and goes through it all again.

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Quite possibly. But in relation to TS point. The legal responsibility would lie with the casino to ensure the source of funds they allowed to be exchanged for chips was kosher. So casino (and the individual staff member) potentially could be prosecuted if they had sought to establish this.

Doubt it is done that often mind you

I was feeling so good after my unlikely rally and victory in the no confidence vote that I treated myself to a half day off work. What better place to spend a few hours I thought than around the streets of Limerick city. I drove around first for a while as I made my way to my usual (illegal) parking spot. There isnā€™t a city like it for laid back atmosphere, its a pleasure drive around the city, everyone letting each other off and saluting each other. Any time I was down in say Cork city, theyā€™re all pure cunts, road rage everywhere and no-one letting anyone off.

I got out anyway and ambled my way down leisurely to Oā€™Connell street, taking in the ambience and the sights and the sounds of the city as I did. On the way down, on Glentworth street, I was flaggergasted to witness a minor road rage incident. This never ordinarily happens in Limerick and I think it was a once off. A real little townie young fella in a track suit, right little bollix Iā€™d say, was strolling across the road at a snails pace. An auld fella in a Toyota Corolla was fairly moving down towards him but had to stop in his tracks to allow the unruly townie to pass. Your man in the car as he stopped he tooted his horn at the townie, to which the townie stopped up in front of him with his arms outstretched and yelled ā€œWill you calm down, kid? Will you?ā€ Your man in the car sort of nodded and the townie moved off. It was nothing really and didnā€™t ruin the ambience, a few other witnesses took it in good spirits as they were all grinning.

I continued on to Oā€™Connell street and around the Chicken Hut there were three (3) homeless fellas having some lovely banter with a chap they clearly knew, who had stopped on his motorbike to greet them. As your man drove off, one of the homeless fellas roared after him ā€œWhen are you going to get a job?ā€ much to the laughter of his two amigos.

I went into Oā€™Mahonys bookstore but didnā€™t purchase anything. I also ventured into Brown Thomas. Theres some stunning women working in there.

As I ambled out of Brown Thomas I felt a desire for a pint, I thought a pint would be just lovely to top a great afternoon. And sure I had the time. So here I am now LIVE in Tom Collins bar having a pint of their renowned Guinness.

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:astonished: We must have missed each other by minutes.

unreal, the finest poster we have ever seen, such a wordsmith

Fuck it. Iā€™ll let you know sooner the next time Iā€™m coming in and weā€™ll have a pint each but Iā€™m driving so itā€™s strictly just the one today.

Read it again. Weā€™re you not the auld bollix in the Corolla?

No I was on foot at that point.

Iā€™ll be in Collins another 5mins more if anyone wants to come down and fight me.

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Iā€™d love to see you give the catburgler a savage hiding, no better man Iā€™d say

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Put down that pint. It was @TreatyStones who I suggested was the old bollix in the car

To be honest I was hoping to spot a celeb like Tom the Busker but it seems Iā€™m a better adjudicator than spotter.

Would you believe I spotted him twice.
Once busking on the laneway in Cruises St, and then later on eating a bag of chips on Little Catherine St.

The first is not a spot as its his place of work for FFS.

This isnā€™t the celeb spotting thread you gimp

probably the best poster operating on the internet at this moment in time, each and every word he puts down here is a gem.

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