That’s more like it
I hereby wish to be known as Thomas Limerick.
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I’m henceforth known as Prospect O’Malley
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Dr Thomas Limerick I presume.
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You’re land is Cork these days pal.
Doesn’t stop any of these esquires and lordlings who lay claim to half the country and they living on the mainland.
The Bard of Blarney more suitable. Wear with pride.
The Viscunt of Rochestown
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There’d have to be a few who preceded you so for added weight add an auld IV or III
there’s lads selling titles to Yanks and making handsome profits 
I remember reading about this in one of Pete McCarthy’s travel books. he was trying to track some fella who claimed he was king of the clan McCarthy, a northie bloke that was living out in Morocco (Tangier) who was in exile for scamming the fuck out of a load of McCarthy yanks
One of the funniest books I’ve ever read
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They’re at that in Scotland too.
I know lads in Roscommon selling 1msq sods of land to naive yanks. Nobility is the natural evolution of this.
Like Lord Cisse of Frodsham
Forgot to put on the handbrake surely?
If not, then fuck me
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at least they didn’t park on the double yellow 
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Richard Cosby owns the Estate where the Picnic is held, a decent enough sort, despite his heritage. He’s what you’d expect harmless enough, foppish, a real young version of George Manning. He has a title, but he says the only people who ever ask him about it or use it with him are generally from Cork.
You’d hope that’s it. No one is that ignorant surely 
That’s a mad place to park. Had he the hazards on