Midlife Crisis

[TheUlteriorMotive]

The Auld Yarns thread

I went to the cinema the other night. Was sitting in my seat waiting for the movie to come on when this woman walks in with a border collie on a leash with her. At first I thought it was a seeing eye dog or something similar then I saw her give the dog some pop corn and sit him up on the plush seat. When the film started the dog was engrossed, it started barking when everyone started laughing and starting whining at the sad and violent bits in the films and he really seemed to enjoy his night …

Can lads post their aul yarns in the proper thread