Missing members

Fran · June 30, 2020, 10:33pm

There’s no reason to doubt @gola’s actions here

ironmoth · June 30, 2020, 11:29pm

If I’m right about who I think is behind this, he has form for flying halfway around the world on a deranged mission. Should @anon7035031 be worried for his safety?

The guards may need to get involved here.

Batigol · July 1, 2020, 6:53am

Guards have been into this for ages. Place is full of rats.

Mac · July 1, 2020, 2:27pm

Someone just mentioned Dry July in a meeting there and it made me realise that @Fitzy hasn’t posted in a month now. Hope all is ok @Fitzy if you’re lurking.

anon67715551 · July 1, 2020, 10:48pm

Snap. I was just about to post that. He’s probably keeping an eye on us from quarantine.

ironmoth · July 1, 2020, 10:57pm

What ever happened to @ProjectX? He had one of the best lookalikes of all time (👯‍♀️ Lookalikes Thread). I haven’t a bulls notion what’s going on on the DAX since he left.

@Directoroffootball was another lad that disappeared off the face of the earth. He used to wind @Fitzy up something awful.

glenshane · July 5, 2020, 7:13am

Tank:

LONG BORING THEORY ABOUT SIDNEY

I have a fairly elaborate theory about @Sidney in fact. He was massively at war with himself. He projected the thoughts that he had but didn’t like onto @Lebane1917 and called him all the names of the day, effectively calling himself all those names. The more he could see the logic behind Labane’s position the more he was afraid of it so the fiercer his attacks had to become. The alternative was to just reconcile himself with that side of his personality but he refused to do that. His self-image since college as a socialist wouldn’t allow it. That self-image was carved in unyielding stone.

When Brett Kavanaugh got nominated to SCOTUS and Sid realised there was decent evidence that Ford changed some details of her story something cracked. He was too invested and it shattered his psyche and self-image irreparably. Brett Kavanaugh was the straw that broke the camal’s back. He quit TFK and launched the HBV twitter the same day. The demons that his mind had separated and denied from the rest of his psyche took over. He became his own nemesis, a bit like Spiderman turning into venom or something.

Medieval anti-semitism worked something similar. Peasants were told to be ashamed of their own greed. They denied it in themselves, projected it onto Jews instead and then hated the Jews for it.

Sidney has now been consumed by the far-right leanings that he tried to repress in himself. A split personality now consumed by the most evil of those personalities. He will run the HBV twitter account and win hordes of neo-nazi followers. He will use his new fascist fans to attack everything he once cherished. His psyche has been completely destroyed and there is no stopping him. He is in a dissociative state.

The old Sidney, our friend, is gone. His actions will inevitably escalate until he is leading naive young men to burn down halting sites in the middle of the night. He is a monster that must be stopped. The only hope is that old Sidney and new Sidney can somehow be merged or reconciled into some boring Mumsnet FFG voter and there is balance between the light side and dark sides of the force. I only hope he doesn’t burn down my caravan before that happens.

What do you think and what would you change now @Tank

glenshane · July 5, 2020, 7:14am

Same question to @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

blackjack · July 5, 2020, 7:20am

By God

Tank · July 5, 2020, 9:37am

I’m on holidays this weekend, I might give you my thoughts in a few days. But my theory is that Sidney is a cunt.

anon67715551 · August 3, 2020, 3:44pm

Still no word from @Fitzy…

@Dubhub seems to have given up the battle as well. He ran into heavy artillery on occasion tbf.

glenshane · August 3, 2020, 3:53pm

@TheBlackSpot is another one…maybe your joke will encourage them to post again

habanerocat · August 3, 2020, 3:56pm

The gardening thread is gone to hell without him sure.

glenshane · August 3, 2020, 7:46pm

Will someone check in on @Fagan_ODowd. He mentioned that he was in a hospital there, ‘transitioning’ is a footery business

anon67715551 · August 3, 2020, 8:31pm

Haven’t you briars or rushes to be bothering you?. No fear of you being on the as latháir list.

balbec · August 3, 2020, 8:32pm

That is uncalled for.

glenshane · August 3, 2020, 9:02pm

It takes a lot more than briars and rushes to bother me. Dockens now, that’s a different story

Massey · August 3, 2020, 10:30pm

The dub wasn’t able for this place.Im sure he’s gone to boards or Hogan stand

TheBlackSpot · August 15, 2020, 11:00pm

odysseus like, I found my way back here, only to wonder why I ever came here in the first place. I’ve been lurking since But, thank you @glenshane for remembering I was once here.

Fuck the rest of you cunts.

Ambrose_McNulty · August 15, 2020, 11:02pm

Welcome back pal, we need the odd orangeman to balance nordie opinion out around here.