Love it when the wife gives me the shopping list the odd time she has a migraine on a Saturday. Inevitably ends up costing about 50 yoyos more. Beer, crisps, and inevitably some useless piece of DIY equipment on offer that Iām never going to use. Drives her fucking nuts.
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In our house, i spend far less. Its irrelevant in any case as she has her own account, and I have a joint account, which coincidentally pays her credit card.
She gets outraged if I dare even comment on her spending but is delighted with herself at somehow arriving at this arrangement.
Go figure.
I bet those yokes cost a fortune.
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Itās not too often Iām allowed I tell you. But I think all men are the same. The wife is just functional when it comes to the weekly shop. The odd time she letās the reigns off I just throw a few extra ānecessitiesā in
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Flatty! even your wife thinks you are sound 
Ah no. She called me a silly prick with frontal lobe syndrome on Wednesday. Our daughter is away on a cub week and they set up a whatās app group showing photos etc to which I was mysteriously added. Anyhow one of the mothers I know for a long time posted how lovely it was to see them crabbing in Wales. I posted that I heard she had caught crabs in Wales a few years back, then thought better of it, and deleted it.
Next thing I know all heāll is breaking loose, and I realised that it only deletes off your phone and not off the board. I got upset and abusive texts from said lady, who seemed to take it all a bit too seriously, and then outrage from herself.
Anyhow, I had to group apologise, and then remove myself from the group in a display of public self flagellation etc etc.
Iām keeping a low profile til it blows over. May be a while blowing over in the village.
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Oh flatty 
Lolz
Iām sorry chief and no disrespect, but Iām in convulsions here. Thatās the funniest post Iāve read in awhile. Absolutely hilarious. Did you get any sympathy at all
Scrumping in sea water
Taking a shit in the sea?
Did they not used to do it the whole time in the crescent about 20 years ago ?
Everyone is fucking seething here. Your one is so angry I can only surmise that she did indeed catch crabs before.
I Darent go to the pub, though itās junior b championship tomorrow evening so thereāll be safety in numbers. Its a bit of a disaster to be honest. Hopefully something else will happen soon and itāll be tomorrowās fish and chip wrapping.
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its rampant
It was grossly inappropiate
It was, obviously. Iām spending too much time on here. And youāre sounding like my fucking wife.
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your some boy Flattyā¦classic