and what were expecting Flatty???
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Irish people love a good mallacht. You screaming Mary pc types get offended by anything.
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Tell me at least that the burger and wings were ok. Myself and herself hit Rosslare about once a quarter for a couple of nights and always divert to Joe on the way
Superb, Iād recommend both ! Let me know how it goes.
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Not that. I didnāt purchase them but they were in the crisp pile on the cupboard. Bleeeehhhh.
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Where the fuck did you buy them. That looks like a Tesco wrapper
Herself bought them. Heaven knows where.
Hit her a slap the next time
Sound advice.
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Thereās no substitute for crisps chief. None of this baked shite or crisp biscuits. Tell her to remember that or youāll have to do the shopping yourself next time.
Iāve thought this latter advice through, and decided against it.
Love it when the wife gives me the shopping list the odd time she has a migraine on a Saturday. Inevitably ends up costing about 50 yoyos more. Beer, crisps, and inevitably some useless piece of DIY equipment on offer that Iām never going to use. Drives her fucking nuts.
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In our house, i spend far less. Its irrelevant in any case as she has her own account, and I have a joint account, which coincidentally pays her credit card.
She gets outraged if I dare even comment on her spending but is delighted with herself at somehow arriving at this arrangement.
Go figure.
I bet those yokes cost a fortune.
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Itās not too often Iām allowed I tell you. But I think all men are the same. The wife is just functional when it comes to the weekly shop. The odd time she letās the reigns off I just throw a few extra ānecessitiesā in
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I now picture @iron_mikeās shopping trips going a bit like this:
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Flatty! even your wife thinks you are sound 
Ah no. She called me a silly prick with frontal lobe syndrome on Wednesday. Our daughter is away on a cub week and they set up a whatās app group showing photos etc to which I was mysteriously added. Anyhow one of the mothers I know for a long time posted how lovely it was to see them crabbing in Wales. I posted that I heard she had caught crabs in Wales a few years back, then thought better of it, and deleted it.
Next thing I know all heāll is breaking loose, and I realised that it only deletes off your phone and not off the board. I got upset and abusive texts from said lady, who seemed to take it all a bit too seriously, and then outrage from herself.
Anyhow, I had to group apologise, and then remove myself from the group in a display of public self flagellation etc etc.
Iām keeping a low profile til it blows over. May be a while blowing over in the village.
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Oh flatty 
Lolz
Iām sorry chief and no disrespect, but Iām in convulsions here. Thatās the funniest post Iāve read in awhile. Absolutely hilarious. Did you get any sympathy at all