More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Good man, @flattythehurdler. What’s crabbing anyway?

Scrumping in sea water

Taking a shit in the sea?

Did they not used to do it the whole time in the crescent about 20 years ago ?

I want to live in @flattythehurdler 's world. Just for one day.

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Everyone is fucking seething here. Your one is so angry I can only surmise that she did indeed catch crabs before.
I Darent go to the pub, though it’s junior b championship tomorrow evening so there’ll be safety in numbers. Its a bit of a disaster to be honest. Hopefully something else will happen soon and it’ll be tomorrow’s fish and chip wrapping.

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its rampant

It was grossly inappropiate

:grinning:

It was, obviously. I’m spending too much time on here. And you’re sounding like my fucking wife.

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your some boy Flatty…classic

to ride his wife?

:joy:

You’ve gone over to the dark side, flatty.

im sure all the husbands (bar hers) will think its fucking hilarious!

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I can can practically feel the faux outrage through the fucking privet hedges.
Her husband is /was a drinking buddy and he from Galway.

He’d not get to do that in my world. Not for a few weeks minimum.

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he likely to be put out about it/give you a box?

Nah. He’d not hurt a fly. I’ll leave it to him to make first contact. The hue and cry will need to simmer down a bit first.

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No. No sympathy. None at all.

Go over to your wan and ride the arse off of her by way of apology.