More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[Juhniallio]

The tax office stops taking calls at 4pm,. Fucking cunts.

[Bandage]

Anyone who isn’t organised enough to call them between 10am and 12pm and 2pm and 4pm doesn’t deserve to avail of their efficient service.

[Juhniallio]

@Bandage

Anyone who isn’t organised enough to call them between 10am and 12pm and 2pm and 4pm doesn’t deserve to avail of their efficient service.

I’m efficient 24 hours a day. I had an urgent matter which presented itself late in the afternoon. Cock sucker.

[Sidney]

@Bandage

Anyone who isn’t organised enough to call them between 10am and 12pm and 2pm and 4pm doesn’t deserve to avail of their efficient service.

Not calling during those hours isn’t just avoision, it’s evasion.

[Fitzy]

Our wonderful dog has a broken toe. Noticed him limping the other day, took him to the vets. Fractured toe.
The solution? 3 hour under anaesthetic operation, steel post put into his leg, highly invasive, long recovery period, will probably end up with arthritis within a year. Cost - $6500
He’s a 2 year old dog.
Then the vet gives us the alternative. 30 min operation to amputate the offending toe, 4 weeks recovery, right as rain after that, cost $1000. Possible because it’s an outer toe, so he’ll be used to it gone in no time.
He’ll be sans a toe on Monday.
You know when your child is in pain and you pretty much feel it yourself? That’s how we’ve been with the poor fucker this week.

[gilgamboa]

You forgot option 3

[anon7035031]

So for a few quid you’d chop your kids toe off?
What a cunt.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Sigh

[Smark]

Amputate the toe they don’t need them all. In greyhounds for example many of them would get a toe or the front of a toe amputated and come back to race away again.

[anon61956325]

Give him a hug and a rub from me, pal… Poor guy.

[flattythehurdler]

Could you not just leave it to heal?

[Julio_Geordio]

@flattythehurdler

Could you not just leave it to heal?

+1.

Put something over it and let him at it.

[Juhniallio]

Maybe @flattythehurdler is right @Fitzy. He may just be a sick fuck who gets his kicks from chopping up animals. Check if he’s wearing a necklace of severed paws or something.

[flattythehurdler]

Check the dim sum menu at the local.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Fitzy

Our wonderful dog has a broken toe. Noticed him limping the other day, took him to the vets. Fractured toe.
The solution? 3 hour under anaesthetic operation, steel post put into his leg, highly invasive, long recovery period, will probably end up with arthritis within a year. Cost - $6500
He’s a 2 year old dog.
Then the vet gives us the alternative. 30 min operation to amputate the offending toe, 4 weeks recovery, right as rain after that, cost $1000. Possible because it’s an outer toe, so he’ll be used to it gone in no time.
He’ll be sans a toe on Monday.
You know when your child is in pain and you pretty much feel it yourself? That’s how we’ve been with the poor fucker this week.

You should have got pet insurance

[Fitzy]

We do have pet insurance

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Fitzy

We do have pet insurance

@Fitzy

We do have pet insurance

So what’s your problem?

[artfoley]

@gilgamboa

You forgot option 3

Where’s old yeller dad?

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Take it off with the chisel or good heavy blade. Dip a bit of cloth in Jeyes fluid and wrap of around the paw. In other words, don’t be such a gimp. Penal colony vet charging 1000 quid to take off a dog’s toe, the world is fucked.

[Fitzy]

You really are an odious, obnoxious, sick cunt aren’t you?