More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

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4771

No.

They’d be honest enough in fairness. They’d be more of the tree hugging sort

4772

That’s fairly lame mate. :unamused:

4773

The national hunt horse racing trainers’ championship. :laughing:

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4774

I know mate, it’s about (but slightly more) as competitive as the Scotch soccer league.

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4775

Well it will go down to the last few races of the season so a good bit more engaging than the SPL

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4776

Humans and horses, mate.

4777

Very decent of you to offer guidance on what people can or can’t take an interest in, mate.

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4778

What I saw of Rangers last week suggested a lot of donkeys on board .

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4779

Are you new to the forum, mate?

4780

@backinatracksuit that sounds like a thinly veiled threat. Be doggy wide mate @bandage is in the Ra

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4781

Clockwork green.

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4782

I don’t think the West Ham young team would be too impressed to be likened to the ra.

Sure lookit, I’ve had some time to think about it and I probably shouldn’t have ridiculed something others on TFK may be interested in. I didn’t think of the consequences.

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4783

Getting changed for a swim and realising that you’ve grabbed the 2 year olds togs instead of your own.

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4784

:fearful:

4785

Someone ringing you who have clearly the wrong number but refuse to accept it.

‘Hello, can I speak to the Sultan of Brunei?’
‘Sorry - you have the wrong number.’
‘But this was the number I was given. Are you sure?’

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4786

Wedding tomorrow at half one . About two hours from home. Wife takes today off to do a bit of shopping and get ready . Then proceeds to book a hair appointment for half ten tomorrow morning

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4787

did you give her a slap?

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4788

I had one the other day an auld lad, I’d say well on in years. A pure ignorant tone on him the whole time :grinning:

Hello is this the hardware shop.
No it’s blah blah blah.
And is that the hardware shop?
No you’ve the wrong number I’d say.
Well I rang the number for the hardware shop.
Well this isn’t the hardware shop.
What’s the number for the shop so.
I’ve no idea I’m afraid, we have nothing at all to do with them.
Why did they give me your number so?

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4789

What you want her to do? Book a hair appointment for today and sleep sitting up tonight?

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4790

She’s a topper Mike.