More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Sound Brimmer, i reckon I can take him. I actually did a sly little trip there and got him lovely.

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ADHD is a handy excuse for young lads acting the cunt. Ruined by parents when he was younger and heā€™s a little fucker now.

But itā€™s ADHD so itā€™s not his fault.

I hate modern society.

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Lovely. Passive aggressive is the way to go here, make it look like an accident and if thereā€™s questions about boot marks on his forehead just say you tripped in on top of him as you rushed to pick him up after his initial fall.

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Nah itā€™s all through the boiler the newfangled cunt of a thing.

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Parents discovered this week that the chimney in the living room which had a gas fired stove installed 10 yrs ago is blocked off. Got it investigated when the carbon monoxide alarm went off. How the stove installers didnā€™t spot itā€¦

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Nice try @tallback youā€™ll be waiting a while yet for the inheritance.

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Lucky escape

Editā€¦gas fired

Or both.

At least it would warm the place.

Christmas FM playing on the radio at work on November 28th.

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Thatā€™s bad in fairness. If the house wasnā€™t so draughty theyā€™d be six feet under by now.

Are you bi-polar

Two different posters

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:laughing:

I am all over the place.

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Or are theyā€¦

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Not but I am

The jubilant celebrations by the Irish womenā€™s football team last night.

The reasonā€¦they DREW a qualifier :laughing:

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Ah donā€™t be such a curmudgeon, that was an away draw against the reigning European champions. It was a fantastic result, fair play to them.

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Irelands Greatest Sporting Moment of 2017?