More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Tuesday evening mate, it’s always a cold, wet Tuesday evening in Stoke.

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The amount of time it takes women to get ready.

Seriously - what the fuck?

Wait until she is in a hurry to go somewhere and just before ye go out the door go back upstairs for a shower and change of clothes. Tis the only way to learn em

We decided earlier that the two of us would wander down the town early for a few pints. Nice, casual and relaxed. Three hours later we still haven’t left the majority of time being spent getting ready. The buzz has been killed now.

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Just head off yourself and tell her to follow you in a taxi.

That kind of tit for tat behavior is very very petty and not at all healthy in a relationship.

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What has she been doing for 3 hours and have you just been sitting there?

Correct

Possibly the worst advise ever, dont do that anyway @farmerinthecity

In other news women often take time to get money out of their purses at checkouts.

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And to use a bank machine…

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Mariah Careys christmas songs.

Each one is worst than the next.

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OK me and @Watchyourtoes up in DUblin and have a starter you wouldn’t feed to a pig. Oh they doing a set menu
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Paddy be announcing trips to Vegas now I. Ten min

In ten min

Lovely chicken Caesar salad there.

Horrible looking pint

Any sign of the Postmaster from Gorey at this bash?

Oh wait…

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That looks fine to me.

I think you should pull that Christmas cracker with @Watchyourtoes and ate your dinner.