I don’t, no. I suppose I might have some minor level of shame that the receptionists realise that I’ve come in to drop the kids off at the pool and have no business there that I try to pass the whole event off as a cancelled meeting or a mix up. Look at the phone and give an excasbersted look, before getting up and leaving shaking my head.
Clearly, I’m fooling nobody and they can see through my charade.
Fair enough. I could understand the shame and pretence if you’d done an @anon78624367 but I’d never be ashamed of taking a shit in a hotel.
6 minute abs
I’d swear lads here were born yesterday.
You’d wonder how they stayed alive long enough to find tfk.
How long would you dry the hands for before calling it a day, if no one came in like?
Brown Thomas is a good shout also
The McShit with lies
I was travelling around new Zealand a few years back and remember being profoundly struck by the cleanliness of the various public water closets I had cause to visit. A sign of a well run country.
Esteban_de_la_Sexfac had one of them alright
Tag the man and don’t be a coward about it
I’d be leaving a few brown Thomas’s behind me there mate
Edit: flatty already made a similar quip there
It’s OK mate, I think he’ll notice.
and every other Bhoy in the stadium…
Afraid of needing a shit, afraid of the bathroom, afraid of the door handles. It’s a wonder some of ye lads manage to leave the house at all.
If the worst comes to the worst and a door has to be opened, which it doesn’t in somewhere decent -the likes of the applegreen In paulstown, then I’ll get my phone out, ring the service station and tell them an assault is happening there. Simples.
A bunch of Sheldon Coppers.
How do you open the stall door? That’s surely much worse, you know no one has washed their hands there
They don’t have handles, the most of them. Closing them is a problem, the little latch things.
@Juhniallio inside like Christy Brown trying to close them with his foot
Nope. I don’t mind that. I’m about to wash my hands immediately after.