Boris phoning in his defence of his buddy here
“Hand on heart”? 
Johnsons famous optismo difficult to detect here, rather the opposite in fact
Some state of affairs when this crowd ruled Ireland for 800 years. The state of this gimp
Alister Campell comparing Bojo to Orban now
Poor Boris. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. It was supposed to be a joke and a laugh, lifes just not fair
Broris has just made the story about him now with his train wreck press conference there, Cummings the man who built him up and the man who’ll bring him down
What does Cummings have on Boris, he’s going over the cliff after him
Seems to be BoJo’s Rasputin.
And it’s gone 
Is that a genuine account?
The UK is falling apart
Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning
Was just about to post the Civil Service tweet. It’s gone but most journalists have screenshot it. You’d hope the guardian and mirror have a third piece that they are dropping this evening.