Get himself known to the Gardai
Might chance Raheny instead. I went there to get forms signed before (must have been change of address for electoral register for last general election).
Yes I suppose they might not take kindly to a lad from Killester pretending he was from Clontarf
Clontarf West according to google mapsâŚ
Thereâs an estate agent on the Malahide Road near the turn for Artane that claims to be situated in Clontarf.
Make sure you nail the photos when taking them. On the day we were expecting eldestâs PP to be delivered, we got notification that we need to retake photo ⌠head wasnât full on or some such nonsense. It took about two months to get the youngests delivered.
I had a row with a taxi man one night when I lived in Castle Court that went something like this.
Can you take me to Castle Court?
In Killester is it?
No itâs actually in Clontarf.
Have you something against Killester?
No but I donât live in Killester I live in Clontarf.
Too good for Killester is it?
And then you moved to Howth⌠heâd love to get his hands on you now.
Sutton Proper
Are you not in Donaghmede?
No. Sutton Proper. I would occasionally shop in Donaghmede, but thatâs about the height of it.
If you get this wrong first time youâre absolutely fucked. Lost in the digital minefield of the passport office blavk hole. I canât stress enough how important this is. Your best bet is possibly not to bother at all and go glamping in Longford or Leitrim. Then make up a story in a few years and try and get traction with Liveline or conor Pope and have them bludgeon you a passport with publicity.
Maybe put the genius first child in charge of the application so at least youâll have someone to blame if he fucks it up.
Where were you getting the taxi from ?
Town
You got into a taxi in town and asked to be brought to the actual street ??
Surely you should have said âClontarfâ and then directed him to Castle Court once in the area.
I suppose I could have done that too, yes.
Donât get me wrong, the driver still probably would have said
âWhy did you say Clontarf when you got in when you were going to Killesterâ ?
He was the type of taxi driver that would have said that, youâre right.
A teacher can do this. Doesnât need to be a guard. They may call the school to verify
An accountant can too.
Wherever would he find one of them.
Takes about 4 months to get them processed.Dent mine in the end of Jan and got them back end of May. Youâre doing a staycation I take it.