Fair play to you Flatty, you certainly know some extremely interesting characters and knock the best out of them.
Ed seems a thoroughly alright sort with many fine attributes.
He’s my Christmas nomination for FOTF status. Can’t say better than that.
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Ed sounds like he’d be a serious man for a game of soggy biscuit 
Will I ask him for you?
Update.
Ed is still in Mulligan’s and unlikely to make it to the station tonight 
A solid boozer. (Mulligans that is)
I’ve been thrown out of it.
It’s main claim to fame is the mad “why always me” fella who.letvthe fireworks off in the bathroom threw a whole sheaf of fifties in the air in there wan night.
If he’s gonna mock himself we may as well leave it so
Hamish Watson’s godmother, and shortly Hamish himself.
She’s my first cousin. I only have four.
I do know Hamish,'s mother though.
Steve fucking Cooper!
Flatty seems to know half of English football
Erik Ten Hagg/Haag, who surprised flatty by being a very nice man- so much so that he briefly relaxed his long held hatred of ‘yanited’
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Paul; a failed arsonist
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A lad who works in the place in Wigan where they turn imported concentrated alcoholic syrup into Guinness
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Is that real? Sounds strange
That’s real.
What is it, some sort of sludge that they dilute, as strong as whisky?
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