People shite talking about hiaces

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I love cars, but cars hate me. :unsure:. Iā€™m on my 8th car now, 5 of them I owned outright.

Iā€™m going to start collecting them. Might get a Mazda 3 and mod it somewhere down the line.

Isnā€™t a Lotus Elise only a glorified go-cart? Youā€™ll probably need a good car like a Mazda as well anyway.

Modified cars suck.

I have a Rav-4 already, just like the Elise because it handles savagely.

So in your collection you will have a Lotus Elise, a Mazda 3 and a Rav 4? Iā€™m sorry, Iā€™m not quite getting the theme of your collection here.

Just picked up my motor from the smash repairs after 2 weeks with a poxy Hyundai hire car. This is the third time this year that some cunt has hit my car, twice rear ended and then side swiped 2 weeks ago on the F3 at 120kmā€™s. That was fun. The amount of utter fuckwits who canā€™t drive on the roads is outrageous. Iā€™m getting really pissed off with this shit.

Flano, can you sort me out with a semi automatic pistol so I can start popping caps in transit please?

I deal in weapons all of a sudden?

:ph34r:

What sort of yank doesnā€™t have a decent stash of hand guns?

A redneck. Solely shot guns for those guys.

Whatā€™s your favourite American car bro?

A car for the well to do hairdresser.

Anybody know where to locate the fuses on a ford focus?
Iā€™ve followed a few online instructions but I think they have been for left hand drive cars and donā€™t seem to be in the same place in my yoke.

Are the headlights blowing on your focus, Runt?

Isnā€™t it under the glove box?

The instructions I saw mentioned removing 3 screws from the glove box and you could pop it out, but I removed what I thought were the 3 screws but I couldnā€™t see anyway of removing the glove box. Is it actually underneath the glove box I should be looking?

My cigarette lighter isnā€™t working since a phone charger broke inside it, there was a bit of a spark so Iā€™m assuming I blew a fuse.

Surely youā€™d know for definite if you were angry or not.

Your right, itā€™s under the glove box.
Two yellow plastic screws and down she came. I suppose Iā€™d hardly get a fuse anywhere local today.

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Must have been the night that kunt blocked him in at some car park.

are you a hairdresser runt only hairdresser and old people drive the ford focus