People shite talking about hiaces

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I love cars, but cars hate me. :unsure:. I’m on my 8th car now, 5 of them I owned outright.

I’m going to start collecting them. Might get a Mazda 3 and mod it somewhere down the line.

Isn’t a Lotus Elise only a glorified go-cart? You’ll probably need a good car like a Mazda as well anyway.

Modified cars suck.

I have a Rav-4 already, just like the Elise because it handles savagely.

So in your collection you will have a Lotus Elise, a Mazda 3 and a Rav 4? I’m sorry, I’m not quite getting the theme of your collection here.

Just picked up my motor from the smash repairs after 2 weeks with a poxy Hyundai hire car. This is the third time this year that some cunt has hit my car, twice rear ended and then side swiped 2 weeks ago on the F3 at 120km’s. That was fun. The amount of utter fuckwits who can’t drive on the roads is outrageous. I’m getting really pissed off with this shit.

Flano, can you sort me out with a semi automatic pistol so I can start popping caps in transit please?

I deal in weapons all of a sudden?

:ph34r:

What sort of yank doesn’t have a decent stash of hand guns?

A redneck. Solely shot guns for those guys.

What’s your favourite American car bro?

A car for the well to do hairdresser.

Anybody know where to locate the fuses on a ford focus?
I’ve followed a few online instructions but I think they have been for left hand drive cars and don’t seem to be in the same place in my yoke.

Are the headlights blowing on your focus, Runt?

Isn’t it under the glove box?

The instructions I saw mentioned removing 3 screws from the glove box and you could pop it out, but I removed what I thought were the 3 screws but I couldn’t see anyway of removing the glove box. Is it actually underneath the glove box I should be looking?

My cigarette lighter isn’t working since a phone charger broke inside it, there was a bit of a spark so I’m assuming I blew a fuse.

Surely you’d know for definite if you were angry or not.

Your right, it’s under the glove box.
Two yellow plastic screws and down she came. I suppose I’d hardly get a fuse anywhere local today.

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Must have been the night that kunt blocked him in at some car park.

are you a hairdresser runt only hairdresser and old people drive the ford focus