People shite talking about hiaces

Yes, I’m a hairdresser. I run a hairdresser/internet cafe, so people can surf the world wide web while I give them a funky summer do.

and what about the winter runt

It’s always summer when you get your haircut by the runt with the golden scissors

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This NCT business is madness.

NCT’s are for peasants.

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Nah pal they’re for smart people who don’t buy a new car every fucking year. I know fuckers who are constantly buying new cars after only doing 2000 miles on the pervious one. Completely idiotic.

How many around these parts buy new cars? I sell motors but would never dream of buying a new one.

Buying a new car is pure insanity in my opinion.

I bought a new car last year because my Golf packed it in and when I did the numbers on fixing it, trading it in or scrapping it, scrapping it made the most financial sense. When you scrap you must buy a new car. I plan on driving it until I master teleportation.

How far have you gotten with the teleportation? I hope you tried fruit or something first before testing on humans.

That is an instance when its okay in fairness, you got €4000 for your old Golf in the scrappage.

But lads spending €12000 to upgrade perfectly good 3-4 year old cars is madness. Those lads are getting scarce on the ground though which means less moola in my pocket.

I’ve been testing it on my housemates when they sleep.
Hard to keep a straight face when they try explain waking up outside the house as “sleepwalking” or “going for a walk to clear my head”.

anyone got an electric car?

thats the way forward to beat petrol prices

ill be investing in 1 when i return to Oireland

They’re not worth it bro.

no petrol is a plus

because the petrol heads and the likes of clarkson look down on them is also a bonus

Until they come up with a new battery pack , electric cars will not be worth the hassle .

havent renault come up with something where you switch the battery every month?

Hadn’t seen that . The only ones I saw were big massive packs that would last about 4-5 years and cost €9k-€10k to replace.

what renault do is you rent the battery off them

they replace every so often and its meant to run smoothly

the rent is 1k a year which dips into the advantage of not paying petrol