People who cook slow

[gilgamboa]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Yep, she’ll be catered for with a separate dish

Cc @chef

[Horsebox]

@TreatyStones

@Horsebox

All you have to do then is carve the chicken and serve the lot then. You won’t lose much drinking time that way.

Amateur, every canny home cook knows being left alone in charge of the kitchen is prime drinking time

More drinking time is not something I need, kid.

[gilgamboa]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

Yep, she’ll be catered for with a separate dish.

Beans on toast?

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

She’s a star mate
Has cooked all kinds of meat dishes for me. Bar lamb. She won’t cook lamb.

We’ve had an aul Barney here. She doesn’t want me using this slow cooker as it’s never been used before and she reckons I’m putting undue pressure on myself. She reckons I should just do a few flat breads with chicken and a bit of salmon or something

She’s stomping around upstairs now

[TreatyStones]

Shoulder of pork in the slow cooker is superb and really simple. You actually can’t get it wrong.

[backinatracksuit]

She’s right,
Would you do a nice veggie lasagne or something like that? Serve it with a bit of salad, have it made and refrigerated just to put it in the oven,

[gilgamboa]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

We’ve had an aul Barney here. She doesn’t want me using this slow cooker as it’s never been used before and she reckons I’m putting undue pressure on myself.

the slow cooker is designed for the lowest common denominator. It is literally fool proof. I think they are utter shite tbh but you cant go wrong

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Ah sure you try explaining that to her pal

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

I know sure

[TreatyStones]

I like send her a text

[binkybarnes]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

We’ve had an aul Barney here. She doesn’t want me using this slow cooker as it’s never been used before and she reckons I’m putting undue pressure on myself. She reckons I should just do a few flat breads with chicken and a bit of salmon or something

Don’t back down whatever you do. Dig in to fuck and if it all goes tits up on Sunday tell her she was undermining you before you even started.

[anon7035031]

I have it. A dish I made during the world cup and it went down a treat. Summer Coq au Vin. Brown some floured chicken breasts and fire them into the slow cooker. Add a chopped onion or shallots, 2 cups of white wine and a cup of chicken broth, parsley and thyme, mix and cook for two hours on the HIGH setting. Add chopped up courgette, a few sliced carrots, pearl onions and snap peas, cook for another hour. Serve on steamed rice (do you have a rice cooker?, more time for drinking). Delicious.

[the_man_himself]

Roasters aren’t going to eat a vegetarian lasagne mate

[anon7035031]

How in the name of God would using a slow cooker put pressure on you? The only thing easier would be to order a takeout.

[binkybarnes]

@anon7035031

I have it. A dish I made during the world cup and it went down a treat. Summer Coq au Vin. Brown some floured chicken breasts and fire them into the slow cooker. Add a chopped onion or shallots, 2 cups of white wine and a cup of chicken broth, parsley and thyme, mix and cook for two hours on the HIGH setting. Add chopped up courgette, a few sliced carrots, pearl onions and snap peas, cook for another hour. Serve on steamed rice (do you have a rice cooker?, more time for drinking). Delicious.

Dried or fresh parsley and thyme? Would the carrots not need more than an hour?

[anon7035031]

Fresh. No.

[backinatracksuit]

I forgot what was going on by getting caught up in the saga, the fucker will end up going out for chips anyway

[Mac]

@anon7035031

The only thing easier would be to order a takeout.

Not if you’re @Rocko

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

We’re going away for a few days tomorrow so I better defrost her a bit

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Ah sure I know mate. try explaining that to her